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Ma wee cuz. Playboy hopefull.

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:banghead: for the love of... :laugh:

i know one of the cleaners from the Razzle head office in Canary Wharf if Playboy don't take off. :laugh:

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That's never your cousin - she's got a tan!

Does she talk like you though, Shug?! :skeptic:

(Even if she does, can she be our offical Viking pin-up! :nod: )

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She's an Aberdonian......and naebody sounds quite like that!

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Shug wrote: She's an Aberdonian......and naebody sounds quite like that!

apart from me :laugh:

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How much did THEY cost her?

:evil4:

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I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

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Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

how come she's out with you then? :evil4::laugh:

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Nah, we like Cristal the best. Your cousin looks a tad artificial of lips, shall we say?

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And her penis is bigger than Shuglets!!!

abwahahahahaha

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Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

Any chance of putting in a good word.......

Pictures (of her) to my email address would be a bonus, but you can send some as well :uhoh: :thumb:

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Shug wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

Any chance of putting in a good word.......

Pictures (of her) to my email address would be a bonus, but you can send some as well :uhoh: :thumb:

Why you cad!!!

:eek:

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King John Honest John wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

how come she's out with you then? :evil4::laugh:

Not all Playboy Bunnies have Playboy Bunny friends!!

I'm her bouncer

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Hasn't she got a couple of bouncers already?

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Shug wrote: This is ma wee cuz trying to get her own Playboy cover/edition...

http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/top20vote/#

Vote fer Lisa-Marie :thumb:

If she wins, I have requested a ticket for the Playboy Mansion :D

Oh and Kershaw. You don't have a prayer mate :laugh:

At 5'5" she must tower over the rest of you at a family gathering.

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James Thomas wrote: At 5'5" she must tower over the rest of you at a family gathering.

:laugh:

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Shug wrote: This is ma wee cuz trying to get her own Playboy cover/edition...

I take it she's Susan's daughter. Therefore, would it be illegal? :ignore: Only joking. :D

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Shug wrote:

:food:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....:nonono:

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EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

:food:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....:nonono:

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate :laugh:

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Sure i've seen yer cuz in the sport wee shuglet.

:nuts:

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Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

:food:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....:nonono:

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate :laugh:

Oh,go on then... :food:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

:food:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....:nonono:

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate :laugh:

Oh,go on then... :food:

so you wouldn't toss her out fer munching on crackers in the beddage?

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EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

:food:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....:nonono:

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate :laugh:

Oh,go on then... :food:

so you wouldn't toss her out fer munching on crackers in the beddage?

No but I'd be furious nontheless..Perhaps cornered into reigning terror even..besides I'd be taken aback if she could eat crackers with her mouth already full of knackers.. I'll have to be carefull what I say,seeing as she's John and Shug's cuz,But as a favour like,to them as much as the bonney lass herself,I'd let her bring some Ice cream into the process,nothin fancy or too side-tracking from the task at hand,no knicker-bocker-glorys or owt,just a tub of walls or ben&jerry's at a push, to maintain those beautiful healthy thighs.I've found that cold mouths are ace at all that caper,in the the right setting and measure,natch...:nod:Everyone's a winner! How kind am I ? :thumb:

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Would've Shug, but I wasn't sure if you were ready to handle loads of guys looking at her "that way"..............so I voted for Jennifer Hurt, going into the sororities where most of 'em look like this is truly the worst job I've ever had....:laugh:

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Would've Shug, but I wasn't sure if you were ready to handle loads of guys looking at her "that way"..............so I voted for Jennifer Hurt, going into the sororities where most of 'em look like this is truly the worst job I've ever had....:laugh:

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Would've Shug, but I wasn't sure if you were ready to handle loads of guys looking at her "that way"..............so I voted for Jennifer Hurt, going into the sororities where most of 'em look like this is truly the worst job I've ever had....:laugh:

I don't know dude, she has no ass, ner chin would probably kill you if she flipped it in ectasy and her tits are all floppy... toss her to the curb

(just let me know which curb yer kickin' her to:wink: )

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