Ma wee cuz. Playboy hopefull.

for the love of...

i know one of the cleaners from the Razzle head office in Canary Wharf if Playboy don't take off.

Shug wrote: She's an Aberdonian......and naebody sounds quite like that!

apart from me

How much did THEY cost her?

seriously though. WORD OF WARNING about Playboy from Liverpool's own super babe Amanda Harrington (better lookin btw).

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/views/liverpool-columnists/echo-columnists/2007/11/08/why-i-said-no-to-hugh-hefner-100252-20078646/

I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

how come she's out with you then?

Nah, we like Cristal the best. Your cousin looks a tad artificial of lips, shall we say?

King John Honest John wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I'm out with a girl on Saturday who's in the same competition! She gets my vote I'm afraid. Good luck to her though.

how come she's out with you then?

Not all Playboy Bunnies have Playboy Bunny friends!!

I'm her bouncer

Hasn't she got a couple of bouncers already?

Shug wrote: This is ma wee cuz trying to get her own Playboy cover/edition...

http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/top20vote/#

Vote fer Lisa-Marie

If she wins, I have requested a ticket for the Playboy Mansion :D

Oh and Kershaw. You don't have a prayer mate

At 5'5" she must tower over the rest of you at a family gathering.

James Thomas wrote: At 5'5" she must tower over the rest of you at a family gathering.

Shug wrote: This is ma wee cuz trying to get her own Playboy cover/edition...

I take it she's Susan's daughter. Therefore, would it be illegal? Only joking. :D

Shug wrote:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....

Sure i've seen yer cuz in the sport wee shuglet.

Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate

Oh,go on then...

wrote: Sure i've seen yer cuz in the sport wee shuglet.

you wanna chexh out her website

Boatraceface wrote:

Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate

Oh,go on then...

so you wouldn't toss her out fer munching on crackers in the beddage?

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Shug wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Shug wrote:

You know I hate to be the one to burst yer bubble Shug, but she really needs to tone her legs up a bit... I wouldn't be caught sucking on those flabby stumps.....

D'ye really think that would put me aff? I've done a lot worse mate

Oh,go on then...

so you wouldn't toss her out fer munching on crackers in the beddage?

No but I'd be furious nontheless..Perhaps cornered into reigning terror even..besides I'd be taken aback if she could eat crackers with her mouth already full of knackers.. I'll have to be carefull what I say,seeing as she's John and Shug's cuz,But as a favour like,to them as much as the bonney lass herself,I'd let her bring some Ice cream into the process,nothin fancy or too side-tracking from the task at hand,no knicker-bocker-glorys or owt,just a tub of walls or ben&jerry's at a push, to maintain those beautiful healthy thighs.I've found that cold mouths are ace at all that caper,in the the right setting and measure,natch...Everyone's a winner! How kind am I ?

Would've Shug, but I wasn't sure if you were ready to handle loads of guys looking at her "that way"..............so I voted for Jennifer Hurt, going into the sororities where most of 'em look like this is truly the worst job I've ever had....

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Would've Shug, but I wasn't sure if you were ready to handle loads of guys looking at her "that way"..............so I voted for Jennifer Hurt, going into the sororities where most of 'em look like this is truly the worst job I've ever had....

I don't know dude, she has no ass, ner chin would probably kill you if she flipped it in ectasy and her tits are all floppy... toss her to the curb

(just let me know which curb yer kickin' her to )

At least she looks real, unlike, let's say, most of the girls who appear in American Playboy, who are probably 60% plastic and feel like they have crushed beer cans in various parts of their bodies.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: feel like they have crushed beer cans in various parts of their bodies.

WTF?

Apparently shes in the middle pages of the Daily Sport today Shug

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote:

wrote: Sure i've seen yer cuz in the sport wee shuglet.

you wanna chexh out her website

not to mention her private vids on shufuni.com

Shug wrote: This is ma wee cut trying to get her own Playboy cover/edition... http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/top20vote/#

Naw Shug she's nae chance, (gist gies a minute tay A find ma dug an' ma white stick: and find a few extra ones for those saying "her lips/thighs etc are too big).

Sometime in the early nineties a wizz at Falkirk college studying for an HND in Social Science way a lassie that went own to become Miss Scotland: a raven haired beauty with the most amazing chocolatey/coffee coloured skin, and a very open friendly genuine attitude, beautiful. (Unfortunatley her name escapes me at the moment). But she shattered ma dreams when she admitted that she wanted to join the pigs (po-lice).

Awe ra best tay yer cus Shug.

errr...just going the kiosk to buy some cigs.

then i'm going the toilet.

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Apparently shes in the middle pages of the Daily Sport today Shug

Apparently?

Scan it in for us will ya'?!

Somebody told me mister,honest...