Town halls

Mine are chocka. 3 months,I miss it. How long since you spent yours? Dams burst for the lasses? Solo ham shanks don't count...How long since? Couples enjoy,but fuck off this thread. :Hic:

Get a babysitter, and get theesen out!!!

I should keep an eye on this thread because I do not understand a single word...

Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

Missy Jem wrote: Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

Nice try Jem but let's stay as a very deliberate enigma,until the Jarvos,Fraddersez,Biggy's,Leggy's,Kirsy's,johnny' et al come out to play.... they'll know the crac,shirley?

pah.. cant find Buster Gonad.

Answer the Q Reynolds!

Missy Jem wrote: Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

Thank you Jem.

I can say - easy to pretend once it is explaned, that I almost got the message. I do not know Buster Gonad, or maybe forgot him. I remember Viz with Spoilt Bastard, Biffa Bacon, the Fat Slags, the other one with his amazing underwear and Farmer Palmer and his motto "Get orf moy laaand".

Now, step 2 of understanding this thread is to find a picture of Buster Gonad.

Boatraceface wrote: Answer the Q Reynolds!

Cant i sit on the fence and be enigmatic?

My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

Jiphy wrote: My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

Basically its core meltdown for Boaty at the nuclear custard factory.

Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more chocka than yours!

Your DVD's will be Thierry enroute 2morro..been dead busy in court an that,proper serious business..but I never forgot you!

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Jiphy wrote: My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

Basically its core meltdown for Boaty at the nuclear custard factory.

Do we have to hide in shelters to avoid heavy falls of acid snow ?

Boatraceface wrote: Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more choka than yours!

???

You'll be needing this then...

and before ye ask,

too fucking long :(

it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin

Jiphy wrote:

Thank you Jem.

I can say - easy to pretend once it is explaned, that I almost got the message. I do not know Buster Gonad, or maybe forgot him. I remember Viz with Spoilt Bastard, Biffa Bacon, the Fat Slags, the other one with his amazing underwear and Farmer Palmer and his motto "Get orf moy laaand".

Now, step 2 of understanding this thread is to find a picture of Buster Gonad.

You're half way there then!

Jiphy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more choka than yours!

???

You are sharper than any known frenchman's bayonet..Give it some Jip..fee!

Boatraceface wrote: it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin

milk floats crashin in a dairy is it..

Boatraceface wrote: it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin

I can't see your picture Burt, it's a red cross.

I can assume it's a picture of something 'unfeasibly large'???

Burt all i'm seeing is X..Sort the muthafuka! :hic:

Missy Jem wrote: I can't see your picture Burt, it's a red cross.

I can assume it's a picture of something 'unfeasibly large'???

Not arf as!!

Then...

Town hall : a place where you get married.

Town halls : warehouses where you keep seeds, tins of custard (known over here, and that's true, as crème anglaise - no joke)

But when town halls are "chocka", does it mean that they are missile silo more like ?

clue... cockney rhyming slang...

Missy Jem wrote: clue... cockney rhyming slang...

The only rhyme I know is :

Felicity, Felicity You fill my heart with electricity...

Jiphy wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: clue... cockney rhyming slang...

The only rhyme I know is :

Felicity, Felicity You fill my heart with electricity...

Thats not cockernee rhyming slang, squire. Use yer loaf.

Bloody hell Pope

Ok, town halls could be :

Cobbler's Awls Niagara Falls Davina McCalls Market Stalls

Right ?

I got it for a while now.

But I haven't got anything for chocka yet...

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

That's why he walked so slow ?

Otherwise, staying under the belt...

J'ai tiré mon coup il y a quatorze heures et ma bite n'a débandé que de moitié depuis...

It begins to hurt a bit.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Giz a goer yer Space Hopper mister!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Im no even gonny ask what sites you were on to find that pic ...

That's one of Pope's self portraits.

I quite like this one.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

FFFUUUUCCK!!!!!!

I thought MINE got swollen when my errrrrmmm....you know I need a decent euphamism for it..... problem? went for it now and then. least his nob hasn't fuckin vanished ( TEMPORARILY!!!).

To answer the Q....fuckin years, I mean obviously I've not been match fit (but I's getting better, lock up yer daughters (and possibly pets) ) for 3 or 4 of them, but even accounting for that.....ruddy years, YEARS I tell thee. Then again, I lost the big V so late that I've learned to live without it. I think by the time I hit 21 I just wanted ONE, just one, just to prove my membership of the species, the fact I've done considerably better than that is just a bonus ;) .

Brother boaty....I know training missions are excluded from this research, but surely such an endeavour would go some way to aleviating the level of azure spheres you are currently going through? Mrs boaty preg? post preg? suddenly aware of the hideous monster she married? Couch comfy is it?

Watch from about 2 minutes 50... Actually eatch it all... Genius...

Snorri xxx

Even really stupid animals have a solution to Boatie's problem. Outsmarted by a Kangaroo. lol

Jiphy wrote: I should keep an eye on this thread because I do not understand a single word...

funny that i knew every word of what he meant, but, then again i only live 20 miles away from BRF

Got to abe a candidate for thread of the year this one surely?

i remember once i hit the wall from the middle of the room. that felt good. wall wipe down a killer though.

King John Honest John wrote: i remember once i hit the wall from the middle of the room.

I used to think my ceiling got cobwebs really quick.

it's been that long for me, if i get my nat king,i feel like i'll be cheating on my right hand

Even through I've two teenage weans (children), it's been that long that I'm now an honorary virgin again!

Why are you asking anyway Boaty; you fancy a shag?

(No that I'm that way inclined but I'm beginning to give sheep lingering looks nowadays).

MIMX wrote:

Why are you asking anyway Boaty; you fancy a shag?

Nah,stablised now..Cracked one off this arvo,then another just to make sure it was'nt a fluke..If Cambo can live without it,then I'll be fucked if I can't

Gotta be one of those why a wank is better than a shag thingys on the net somehwere .. like 50 reasons why a beer is better than woman

Boatraceface wrote:

MIMX wrote:

Why are you asking anyway Boaty; you fancy a shag?

Nah,stablised now..Cracked one off this arvo,then another just to make sure it was'nt a fluke..If Cambo can live without it,then I'll be fucked if I can't

Awe shit, that's me back to the sheep then...