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Mine are chocka. 3 months,I miss it. How long since you spent yours? Dams burst for the lasses? Solo ham shanks don't count...How long since? Couples enjoy,but fuck off this thread.:laugh: :Hic:

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Get a babysitter, and get theesen out!!!

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I should keep an eye on this thread because I do not understand a single word...

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Jiphy wrote: I should keep an eye on this thread because I do not understand a single word...

I don't get it either...

but I am thick as pigshit!

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:laugh: Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

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Missy Jem wrote: :laugh: Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

Nice try Jem but let's stay as a very deliberate enigma,until the Jarvos,Fraddersez,Biggy's,Leggy's,Kirsy's,johnny' et al come out to play....:thumb: they'll know the crac,shirley?:nod:

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pah.. cant find Buster Gonad.

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Answer the Q Reynolds!:laugh:

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Missy Jem wrote: :laugh: Now how to explain this in a 'nice way'...

Boatrace is trying to say he hasn't had rudies with a lady for quite a while.

Rudies as in sex.

As a result he now looks like Buster Gonad.

Although you probably won't understand that either unless you've ever read Viz.

Viz is a 'fun' adult comic book.

Oh never mind.

Thank you Jem.

I can say - easy to pretend once it is explaned, that I almost got the message. I do not know Buster Gonad, or maybe forgot him. I remember Viz with Spoilt Bastard, Biffa Bacon, the Fat Slags, the other one with his amazing underwear and Farmer Palmer and his motto "Get orf moy laaand".

Now, step 2 of understanding this thread is to find a picture of Buster Gonad.

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Boatraceface wrote: Answer the Q Reynolds!:laugh:

Cant i sit on the fence and be enigmatic?

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My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

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Jiphy wrote: My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

Basically its core meltdown for Boaty at the nuclear custard factory.

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Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more chocka than yours!

Your DVD's will be Thierry enroute 2morro..been dead busy in court an that,proper serious business..but I never forgot you! :thumb:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Jiphy wrote: My inquiry is going fast.

Does BRF fear to walk on his... ?

Now, must resolve the enigma of town halls...

Basically its core meltdown for Boaty at the nuclear custard factory.

Do we have to hide in shelters to avoid heavy falls of acid snow ?

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Boatraceface wrote: Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more choka than yours!

???

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You'll be needing this then...

:laugh:

and before ye ask,

too fucking long :(

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it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin:eek:

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Jiphy wrote:

Thank you Jem.

I can say - easy to pretend once it is explaned, that I almost got the message. I do not know Buster Gonad, or maybe forgot him. I remember Viz with Spoilt Bastard, Biffa Bacon, the Fat Slags, the other one with his amazing underwear and Farmer Palmer and his motto "Get orf moy laaand".

Now, step 2 of understanding this thread is to find a picture of Buster Gonad.

:clap: You're half way there then!

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Jiphy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Shugster,I bet you a fiver my town halls are more choka than yours!

???

You are sharper than any known frenchman's bayonet..Give it some Jip..fee!

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Boatraceface wrote: it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin:eek:

milk floats crashin in a dairy is it..

:laugh:

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Boatraceface wrote: it's beyond wheelbarrows,Gaz..A skip on wheels would suffice...I'm ready to reign terror... that's all I'm sayin:eek:

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I can't see your picture Burt, it's a red cross.

I can assume it's a picture of something 'unfeasibly large'???

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Burt all i'm seeing is X..Sort the muthafuka! :hic:

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Missy Jem wrote: I can't see your picture Burt, it's a red cross.

I can assume it's a picture of something 'unfeasibly large'???

:rofl:

Not arf as!!

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Then...

Town hall : a place where you get married.

Town halls : warehouses where you keep seeds, tins of custard (known over here, and that's true, as crème anglaise - no joke)

But when town halls are "chocka", does it mean that they are missile silo more like ?

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clue... cockney rhyming slang...

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Missy Jem wrote: clue... cockney rhyming slang...

The only rhyme I know is :

Felicity, Felicity You fill my heart with electricity...

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Jiphy wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: clue... cockney rhyming slang...

The only rhyme I know is :

Felicity, Felicity You fill my heart with electricity...

Thats not cockernee rhyming slang, squire. Use yer loaf.

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Bloody hell Pope :laugh:

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