Find me ONE pregant woman who looks like this... — Forum Archive

29 Nov 2007, 15:04

You have to love Photoshop :lol:

29 Nov 2007, 15:06

Well, the "other":

29 Nov 2007, 15:07

Spotnick wrote: You have to love Photoshop

and a good make up artist :nod:

29 Nov 2007, 15:41

She IS very pretty to begin with, regardless of the airbrush being used. Not sure I'm comfortable with pregnancy pictures, I remember when Demi Moore did it. Everybody said it was beautiful but I dunno, I just don't like it.

29 Nov 2007, 16:37

Does it SCARE you?

29 Nov 2007, 16:49

Not scared...it's just wrong. Heavily pregnant women are special,granted..they are not for fucking with genuine passion.

Though I know many a husband has had to pretend they are sexy..Hands up! Been there :nod:

29 Nov 2007, 18:13

Well.... you never have to worry about getting them preggie when finishing the deed :nod:

29 Nov 2007, 18:25

I think that if you really love someone, they look beautiful to you - pregnant or not :nod:

That includes the lads. :laugh:

29 Nov 2007, 18:37

EdelBrock wrote: Well.... you never have to worry about getting them preggie when finishing the deed

You talking The baloon knot?a.k.a. The Nana's kiss?a.k.a The bumhole? :skeptic: Bit taboo...She's up the duff man,is nothing out of bounds to you? :crazy:

29 Nov 2007, 18:48

Bar the title of the thread I had no absolutely idea she was preggers. On first glance I thought she must've been frequenting Gregg's the bakers a bit too often.

I could see the live performance "...pies can't bring me down" :nod:

29 Nov 2007, 19:22

EdelBrock wrote: Well.... you never have to worry about getting them preggie when finishing the deed

Scientists have recently said that if the use of artificial growth hormones in milk and other foods continues at this rate, eventually little girls will become fertile while still in the womb and it could be possible (highly improbable but nevertheless) to impregnate one's own unborn daughter in a nasty bit of accidental incest. Hence why preggers should stay away from certain non-organic foods.

29 Nov 2007, 20:06

are you saying that most pregnant women does not look good? That is not right...

Indeed*!*

30 Nov 2007, 01:31

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: are you saying that most pregnant women does not look good? That is not right...

Indeed*!*

Incorrectamundo. Did'nt mean that at all..Pregnant women can look great.To love and cherish,deffo... What I was saying,is they are not sexually alluring to me,which is what Christina is trying to be in that pic,as per...Put it away lass.

30 Nov 2007, 02:34

it would seem you have found one woman that looks like that...HER

30 Nov 2007, 07:39

No clump, she has the blue veins and piss stained knicks too, she's been digitally enhanced.

Pope, WTF is is inorganic food? Rocks? Water?

Everything else has organic matter in it. Unless you mean some retarded "let's pick a word that sounds scientific so we can charge triple for diseased carrots" use of the word.

30 Nov 2007, 08:30

My Misses, but wif Dark hair "Not" :blush:

30 Nov 2007, 10:11

:laugh:

Indeed*!*

30 Nov 2007, 11:07

Doctor? wrote: No clump, she has the blue veins and piss stained knicks too, she's been digitally enhanced.

Pope, WTF is is inorganic food? Rocks? Water?

Everything else has organic matter in it. Unless you mean some retarded "let's pick a word that sounds scientific so we can charge triple for diseased carrots" use of the word.

Sorry, over here they label certain foods "organic" if they've supposedly been treated with no pesticides, chemicals, etc. Kosher food for hippies, more likely, but I'll be damned if it doesn't taste better.

But yeah, whoever came up with the label "organic" obviously flunked out of chemistry before getting to Element 6 with the big C. Why those people then think they know what chemicals are or aren't in food is beyond me.

30 Nov 2007, 11:36

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:

Indeed*!*

Tidy boilers them two like :food: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:nuts:

30 Nov 2007, 11:38

Spotnick wrote: You have to love Photoshop

Sorry but EVERY time i see xtine,i can't help thinking of that Bo Selecta parody of her....

It's gonna get dead dirty! indeed! :lol:

:nuts:

30 Nov 2007, 11:46

not an unsightly vein anywhere :scratch:

30 Nov 2007, 11:49

wrote:

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:

Indeed*!*

Tidy boilers them two like

god, imagine plate-ing one of them. hose the mouth out after. uuuuuhhhh sick bag :dead:

30 Nov 2007, 11:55

Boatraceface wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Well.... you never have to worry about getting them preggie when finishing the deed

You talking The baloon knot?a.k.a. The Nana's kiss?a.k.a The bumhole? Bit taboo...She's up the duff man,is nothing out of bounds to you?

:eek3: :nonono:

Where the hell'd you get that from? I meant she's already pregnant, so you don't have to worry about... ahhh.. nevermind... on second thought :scratch: :shades:

1 Dec 2007, 00:15

I'm no fan of Mylene Klass but you've got to admit she looks great in this photo!

Pregnant women are, for the most part incredibly beautiful looking, and the most mind blowing unforgettable affecting and deeply moving experience of my life was being there for the birth of my children.

They (pregnant women) are so life affirming, and just ooze serenity calmness and love. They are without doubt our most valuable asset, and should be treated with the utmost respect and placed on a pedestal.

1 Dec 2007, 05:28

Christina A was always too scrawny at least in my mind to begin with. She looks good there.

1 Dec 2007, 08:16

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:

Now that is what you call a bouncing baby... literally! :nod:

Indeed*!*

1 Dec 2007, 08:24

MIMX wrote: Pregnant women are, for the most part incredibly beautiful looking, and the most mind blowing unforgettable affecting and deeply moving experience of my life was being there for the birth of my children.

They (pregnant women) are so life affirming, and just ooze serenity calmness and love. They are without doubt our most valuable asset, and should be treated with the utmost respect and placed on a pedestal.

man, you're drunk. You're sober. :evil4:

Indeed*!*

1 Dec 2007, 11:13

MIMX wrote: They (pregnant women) are so life affirming, and just ooze serenity calmness and love. They are without doubt our most valuable asset, and should be treated with the utmost respect and placed on a pedestal.

If that is the case, why is one of my managers at work (who is about 7 months pregnant) a complete and utter bitch who treats the staff with no respect and is really rather passive agressive....

(ah well she goes on maternity leave on the 16th...by the time she gets back I'll be long gone! *starts singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!*)

1 Dec 2007, 22:35

CrazyCat wrote:

MIMX wrote: They (pregnant women) are so life affirming, and just ooze serenity calmness and love. They are without doubt our most valuable asset, and should be treated with the utmost respect and placed on a pedestal.

If that is the case, why is one of my managers at work (who is about 7 months pregnant) a complete and utter bitch who treats the staff with no respect and is really rather passive agressive....

(ah well she goes on maternity leave on the 16th...by the time she gets back I'll be long gone! *starts singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!*)

She's the exception that proves the rule :evil4:

1 Dec 2007, 22:45

MIMX wrote:

CrazyCat wrote:

MIMX wrote: They (pregnant women) are so life affirming, and just ooze serenity calmness and love. They are without doubt our most valuable asset, and should be treated with the utmost respect and placed on a pedestal.

If that is the case, why is one of my managers at work (who is about 7 months pregnant) a complete and utter bitch who treats the staff with no respect and is really rather passive agressive....

(ah well she goes on maternity leave on the 16th...by the time she gets back I'll be long gone! *starts singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!*)

She's the exception that proves the rule

When my wife was around 6-7 months I served her hand and foot, and she was the worst I had EVER seen her... ask her now about it and she thinks she was a saint and I was the a'hole..... a true reversal of roles memory does....