So some dumb scouse woman has gone and got herself locked up in Sudan for blasphemy or something equally ridiculous. Serves her right really for going over there and not knowing the law of the land.
As she's from Liverpool, can we expect the usual reaction from all corners scouse saying what a disgrace it is, how the government did nothing to help her, and a load of people who dont even know her crying and moaning in public, as we've all become accustomed to?
