Missing for 5 years — Forum Archive

3 Dec 2007, 05:07

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7124519.stm

So where do you think he's been these last 5 years?

3 Dec 2007, 05:08

I was going to make this funny, but I've got nothing :shrug:

3 Dec 2007, 05:16

There's somethin in a canoeist, prison officer and 5 years missing.......

But me mind's gone blank.

I'll get ma coat.

If I can remember where I've put it.

Sorry :laugh:

3 Dec 2007, 05:17

:bag: He was probably sitting in his local social (D.H.S.S) waiting for a "nightboat" (to Cairo). :sleep:

Poor fucker, they'll be wanting to know how he's been meting his outgoings/paying his bills. :deal:

3 Dec 2007, 05:47

he was waiting for a nice cuppa...

3 Dec 2007, 06:25

Probably playin Scrabulous wi Jenn...

...and its still her turn

:nod:

3 Dec 2007, 07:01

He went to the toilet. :nod:

Indeed*!*

3 Dec 2007, 07:14

I bet the Manic Street Preachers fans are all over this one...

3 Dec 2007, 07:56

Sort of half proves and half fucks all those evolution theories!

3 Dec 2007, 07:59

I was touched by this quote from his Dad. Puts any problems of my own into perspective:

Darwin's 90-year-old father, Ronald, of Blackhall Colliery, Co Durham, was too ill to speak about his son today.

"I don't want to have any more strokes," he said.

3 Dec 2007, 07:59

Anyone remember Huntsman's real name? :skeptic:

3 Dec 2007, 08:02

He's only got one name, like Madonna and Prince.

It is mail...

3 Dec 2007, 08:06

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone remember Huntsman's real name?

Yes, Nick Heywood, believe it or not!

3 Dec 2007, 08:31

Nic Hunter-Heywood ifyouplease!

And he made an album! It's really good too :

http://www.musicprofile.co.uk

3 Dec 2007, 09:00

He has been a bit quiet of late...

3 Dec 2007, 09:52

Could be he's full of it. He wanted to leave his wife and family for some younger bird... staged the whole thing.. but she got tired of him, kicked him to the curb... so he's coming back claiming amnesia... :skeptic:

3 Dec 2007, 09:58

EdelBrock wrote: Could be he's full of it. He wanted to leave his wife and family for some younger bird... staged the whole thing.. but she got tired of him, kicked him to the curb... so he's coming back claiming amnesia...

A la Harold Bishop off Nreighbours? :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

:nuts:

3 Dec 2007, 11:48

Lucky fucker - to get out for 5 yrs, i have to go there every bastaard day, the dumb monkey hanging fuck :love: NOT

3 Dec 2007, 12:01

dissociative fugue :nod:

3 Dec 2007, 12:04

Front page of The Evening Gazette this one.. Well,that and Boro's Lee Cattermole being thrown out of 3 of the 7 pubs in Yarm... Pubwatch beckons for the young Boro starlet.:sigh:

3 Dec 2007, 12:05

reggie perrin

he prob had some bird on the go.

3 Dec 2007, 12:09

King John Honest John wrote: reggie perrin

he prob had some bird on the go.

The 'other' woman let him stay cos he turned up with a canoe in his pocket,she sez. :eek3:

3 Dec 2007, 12:12

Boatraceface wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: reggie perrin

he prob had some bird on the go.

The 'other' woman let him stay cos he turned up with a canoe in his pocket,she sez.

have you seen his old dad. he must have got a big shock. :eek:

3 Dec 2007, 12:18

King John Honest John wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: reggie perrin

he prob had some bird on the go.

The 'other' woman let him stay cos he turned up with a canoe in his pocket,she sez.

have you seen his old dad. he must have got a big shock.

I have,90 year old. My old fella is the Spark at Home House,the prison where this guy worked as a screw before he did a Lucan.. :nod:

3 Dec 2007, 13:37

Hey imagine if he turned up in the shower and EVERYONE IN THE WORLD had dreamed the last five years.

Fucking hell how good would that be?

New Order would still be together. I'd be single. Err...

Alright, I can't remember much about the last five years, but wouldn't it be brilliant to have it all to do again?

4 Dec 2007, 08:04

BIGINOIL wrote: I can't remember much about the last five years, but wouldn't it be brilliant to have it all to do again?

Aye; my severe illness, unemployment, homelessness, poverty, depression, stress, my wee niece having sudden life threatening brain surgery, my mother being really ill, funerals and to top it off my ex-assaulting my children and absconding to another country with them.

Whoopee-fucking-do!

Lets do it all over again!

:nono: :nono: :nono:

Now missing out on the next five years of unrelenting never ending misery that would be cool!

MIMX aka Mr Shiny-Happy-Person?!

:\pissedoff: :angry: :boxing: :angry2: :finger: :mad2: :hate: :mad: :thumbdown: :violent: :timetokill: :violent2:

4 Dec 2007, 10:31

MIMX wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: I can't remember much about the last five years, but wouldn't it be brilliant to have it all to do again?

Aye; my severe illness, unemployment, homelessness, poverty, depression, stress, my wee niece having sudden life threatening brain surgery, my mother being really ill, funerals and to top it off my ex-assaulting my children and absconding to another country with them.

Whoopee-fucking-do!

Lets do it all over again!

Now missing out on the next five years of unrelenting never ending misery that would be cool!

MIMX aka Mr Shiny-Happy-Person?!

:\pissedoff: :angry2: :finger: :hate: :violent2:

Jezuz! I thought I had problems... Things'll pick up mate they always do eventually,you are overdue some happiness,respect for getting through that lot!

4 Dec 2007, 16:38

Anyone got any lowdown about his missus selling the family home and moving to Panama :crazy: three months ago?

Something odd there. Police were monitoring her or summink when she moved.

5 Dec 2007, 00:39

Further twist....the guy has been arrested!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7128196.stm

5 Dec 2007, 00:40

Looks like he'll be missing for ten more years,to prison. he is up shit creek with a padel now :nod: