The Man In The Back Has A Question.... (The Big Dick Thread.)

:darkangel:

You back fae the shops yet??

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I apologise for never answering this, somehow I managed to miss this thread!

However, as I am a lady (Stop laughing - )I shall refrain from answering.

It belonged to a gentleman though

MIMX, I always thought you were a female.

Now, about cock sizes, nothing comes close to that.

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mimicks from Corby

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we do some houses in Keppochill Road.

not your gaff i hope.

Muahahahahah!

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MIMX wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: MIMX, I always thought you were a female.

Now, about cock sizes, nothing comes close to that.

"Now, about cock sizes, nothing comes close to that." Yeah: apart from when I've inadvertently sat on my own.

"I always thought you were a female." That's quite all right "blue-eyes", I always thought you were a young New Yorker of the pink persuasion, if you catch my drift.

Ah! Those first impressions, and unfounded assumptions!

I'm not a New Yorker. I lived in a few shithole cities which are within a 3 hour radius of NYC -- Philadelphia and recently, Hartford -- but never was a New Yorker. As for being of the "pink" persuasion, well, I'm bisexual, not gay. Does that make me of the purple persuasion, then?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

MIMX wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: MIMX, I always thought you were a female.

Now, about cock sizes, nothing comes close to that.

"Now, about cock sizes, nothing comes close to that." Yeah: apart from when I've inadvertently sat on my own.

"I always thought you were a female." That's quite all right "blue-eyes", I always thought you were a young New Yorker of the pink persuasion, if you catch my drift.

Ah! Those first impressions, and unfounded assumptions!

I'm not a New Yorker. I lived in a few shithole cities which are within a 3 hour radius of NYC -- Philadelphia and recently, Hartford -- but never was a New Yorker. As for being of the "pink" persuasion, well, I'm bisexual, not gay. Does that make me of the purple persuasion, then?

who knows. crouch down naked over a mirror and see.

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I'm a greedy bitch as well

Minx wrote:

I'm a greedy bitch as well

And you also have a cartoon avatar which I find as unsettlingly sexy as Jessica Rabbit;

a turn on that has me wishing I was Pepe-le-Pu ; or Roger Rabbit!

(What a strange little man I am; wishing I was a cartoon rabbit!)

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MIMX wrote:

Minx wrote:

I'm a greedy bitch as well

And you also have a cartoon avatar which I find as unsettlingly sexy as Jessica Rabbit;

The boytoy drew several cartoon versions of me, I'll pass on that you find it unsettling

I Luuurrrvee Jessica Rabbitas you can see

P.S. thanks for calling me young

Minx a lady like yourself is always young!

:darkangel:

Boy, I'm FLAT out this morning, here in work.