The old chesnut
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If yer could only have one what would it be?
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Money 11 (50%)
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Sex 11 (50%)
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At some point you will stop having good sex, if you ever had it in the first place, and you will be unhappy. Money will always be good for you, and since you are going to end up being unhappy and regretful anyway might as well have the money.
"Money can buy everything"
And even if you do not spend it, it attracts people to you, so the "sex problematic" is resolved...
Cash money, every time. In fact there's tonnes of stuff far less important than money that I'd live without sex for. Music, lager and square slice sausage to name but three.
Homer searches under the couch for a peanut.
Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! [looks, then says remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut! Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how. Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
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:moon:
OFF!**
Fuck Me! What a silly question.
Possessions don't matter a fuck.
Only fucking matters! 
"Love Is The Cure For Every EvilLove Is The End That Supports The Ego!
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Like Jiphy said, money also brings sex appeal.
Jiphy probably does not need money, he's French my friend. The lassies will be round him like flies round shit. He will be fighting them off with a stick!
They are suckers for "L'Accent."
MIMX wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Like Jiphy said, money also brings sex appeal.
Jiphy probably does not need money, he's French my friend. The lassies will be round him like flies round shit. He will be fighting them off with a stick!
They are suckers for "L'Accent."
Problem is that most of the British think I am German when I speak... It takes them a while before guessing I am French. It also happens in Czech. People think I am Croat... Otherwise, I have "l'Accent" as you said. Stereotypes... The French lover... add to this I am scorpio and the temptation is too great to some...
But I keep thinking that money counts. Just take a look at all these stupid TV shows like the Bachelor Millionaire. Look at the way people behave... And there is someone, lonely, who has to choose... and he shags all options before making a choice, not mad or wise... Do you think that someone living on the dole has all these opportunities to make a choice ?
Jiphy wrote:
Problem is that most of the British think I am German... add to this I am scorpio and the temptation is too great to some... Do you think that someone living on the dole has all these opportunities to make a choice?
Of course us scorpion men are magnetic to the ladies:
I very much doubt I'd mistake a French accent for a German one, they are such dissimilar languages, plus when I lived in Holland I picked up a smattering of Dutch, which has similarities to German, but is also like drunken Glaswegian (most Scots would immediately know what "Telefoonnummers" are for instance.)
Jiphy we share knowing exactly what choices we can make living on the dole...
To hell with poverty! Throw another red herring on the fire*!***
maybe we should rephrase the question.
Of course, when you have money, you have sex. On the other hand, it is impossible to live without money. And even you don't have money, you can be earn by selling your body.
So let's rephrase it:
Which would you choose:
A. - You are a billionaire, financially free, no debts, obligations, whatsoever. BUT, you are impotent or you can buy almost everything BUT sex.
B. - You live in poverty, struggle to live and eat daily, live in a slum area. Bills and debt are left and right, but you have a healty sex life.
:)
I will still choose A!
Indeed!
MIMX wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Like Jiphy said, money also brings sex appeal.
Jiphy probably does not need money, he's French my friend. The lassies will be round him like flies round shit. He will be fighting them off with a stick!
They are suckers for "L'Accent."
surely if he lives in france then they will be used to the accent...
Money, no contest. Preferably enough money to enable me to buy my own place. Guess I'll just have to keep doing the lottery!
I guess it depends on exactly what the options are....
with absolutely no money you would struggle with the basics of a place to live, food to eat etc...
however if you just mean being poor but having the essentials that's different.
and on the other hand if it's which would you like for xmas again a whole different set of things to think about.
So to conclude...
SEX please I'm british
I'd rather be happy than rich.
I think the most amazing thing about this thread is that the poll option is actually working!
hibster wrote:
MIMX wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Like Jiphy said, money also brings sex appeal.
Jiphy probably does not need money, he's French my friend. The lassies will be round him like flies round shit. He will be fighting them off with a stick!
They are suckers for "L'Accent."
surely if he lives in france then they will be used to the accent...
It was a joke!
Anyway Frenchwomen must find the accent fairly sexy or else they wouldn't marry more Frenchmen than anyone else.
More dirty cash here, I'm afraid.
Although I'd probably pull the old Bill Clinton argument about what sex actually means.
MIMX wrote: "Love Is The Cure For Every EvilLove Is The End That Supports The Ego!
Seconded, thirded, agreed!!
