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Who else thinks that New Order or NOOL has contributed in some way to the break up of their relationship/marriage?
I believe:-
My posting Collecting Bootlegs Collecting TV footage Going to gigs
all added to us growing apart. All the daft cow had to do was like New Order was that too much to ask ? 
Anyone else ?
i remember a bird left me once because of my obsession with ollies. It was 1980.
its still happening to you people.
To mention the Hundreds (100s)- Thousands (1000s)
, if Travel and trips incl.,
spent on the Collection.
my mrs had enough when i took her to see revenge... after that it was children or else ,,,, thank christ they spent 1/2 the 90s doing nothing
my wife thinks that i spend far too much time 'talking to my spoddy mates' on the website, and not enough attending to her needs. why cant she just get on with the ironing, washing, cleaning, cooking, shopping etc, and leave me in peace??
'79. Saved by 
their break.
The 81- 82 set Lists. DNE and NO's Temptation gets its first Live. Says it all really.
Nicos. The Revenge set Lists could use an update on this Site..
The chances..
The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
its simple.
go to see duran duran with her,but this time get really pissed beforehand,so you remember nowt 
banshee wrote:
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
its simple. go to see duran duran with her,but this time get really pissed beforehand,so you remember nowt
or get pished,
make a james hunt of yersel,
and get thrown out early by the bouncers
Result! 
Thanks for the tips. Getting pissed and aggressive dancing, maybe it won't be so bad after all!:)
Not in my case. Nothing could be further from the truth.
I was in a crappy relationship so I started doing my own thing. Glasters '05 was my fist solo mission.
New Order did NOT cause the breakdown of my marriage. Nothing did. It just broke down.
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Ignore the rest of the band and enjoy John Taylor's bass playing. He's actually pretty good. You'll find time goes by quite quickly.
If your Mrs tries saying anything, do the old 'Shhhh!!! I'm listening to this - great bass riff - did you see how he played those triplets?'
If that doesn't work to shut her up and never ask you to a Duran Duran gig again, try puking on the back of some big bloke in front of you. That would work. 
Well I'm 6ft 2 and weigh nearly 15 stone so he would have to be pretty big. Do I get the impression you're a bass player by any chance?
It is really weird. Some chicks really like them and others plain refuse to listen to the Order. Life as a metalist would prolly be easier.
GAMICS wrote: Well I'm 6ft 2 and weigh nearly 15 stone so he would have to be pretty big. Do I get the impression you're a bass player by any chance?
Yup. Bass player, 6' 5" and wish I was shorter... 
BIGINAMERICA wrote: Not in my case. Nothing could be further from the truth.
I was in a crappy relationship so I started doing my own thing. Glasters '05 was my fist solo mission.
New Order did NOT cause the breakdown of my marriage. Nothing did. It just broke down.
Perversely, I got married - and divorced - in New Order's hiatus between 2002-5.
It's cos those cunts weren't doing anything, that me and P split up!
Shame on you New Order, shame on you. 
GAMICS wrote: Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Duran Duran were brilliant live when I saw them 3 years ago, one of the best. Even though they were never my cup of tea. I bet you enjoy it!
Missy Jem wrote:
GAMICS wrote: Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Duran Duran were brilliant live when I saw them 3 years ago, one of the best. Even though they were never my cup of tea. I bet you enjoy it!
Is their something I should know?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
ooooooooh GET YOU! Lil miss chartered.
I just consigned the first draught of my book to the bin, in rage.
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games? 
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
Oi shushit you. I even beat you at Challenge Scrabble in French by a massive margin, just to confound any cheat theories.
Chris Nash wrote: Yes, using Arabic and Chinese words, I seem to remember...
And completely made up bollocks words you didnt challenge too.
But then as Jiphy will know, I don't do a lot of French.
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
He feckin cheats Chris,
im sure of it..
Gazman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
He feckin cheats Chris,
im sure of it..
Gaz... I demonstrated only last night to someone, I don't cheat
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
He feckin cheats Chris,
im sure of it..
Gaz... I demonstrated only last night to someone, I don't cheat
Sure ye did Bert 
anyway,i beat Chris for the first time last night,
youre next mate....
Gazman wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
He feckin cheats Chris,
im sure of it..
Gaz... I demonstrated only last night to someone, I don't cheat
Sure ye did Bert
anyway,i beat Chris for the first time last night,
youre next mate....
I sure did. I'll tell you about it another time. Will make you chuckle.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
He feckin cheats Chris,
im sure of it..
Gaz... I demonstrated only last night to someone, I don't cheat
Sure ye did Bert
anyway,i beat Chris for the first time last night,
youre next mate....
I sure did. I'll tell you about it another time. Will make you chuckle.
Im looking forward to it already mate..
:D
Wife loves New Order, so I'm lucky there...
...however she doesn't fancy me on NOOL, thinks I need to hang out with friends of flesh and blood... I would if I had the bloody time!
Well, I don't think working 1 year on Community 2 helped my relationship at all.... but it's true I spent a lot of time on that because I enjoyed it a lot, but I never figured it would end like this...
Obviously it's not the only reason, but that sure didn't help.
So you better buy a freaking copy
bert doesn't cheat. I can vouch for him. I've beaten him maybe 3 times.
i wasn't going to mentioned that he beat me about 15 times.
Strangely since i have been on NOOL i have NEVER got divorced.Pity it wasn't around 1978-1995.Then i did need an excuse.But i blame the and ME!
Kath wrote:
But I haven't met one dysfunctional character here yet!
PAH! Not even me?
:heckle:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
erm...
nevermind...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
erm...
nevermind...
oh ffs. Just when you think its safe. Jeff returns.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I love you too Burt...
besides, I told you cunts I would be back in the new year...
I'm just off to start the 'Lowlights of 2008 thread...'
Missy Jem wrote:
GAMICS wrote: Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Duran Duran were brilliant live when I saw them 3 years ago, one of the best. Even though they were never my cup of tea. I bet you enjoy it!
i'm off for a crumpet.
WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
Post of the year candidate. *****
Uncle Liam wrote:
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
Post of the year candidate. *****
At least I ain't unhappy, in a non-gay way.
Note to Tim, don't read them then. At least mine aren't anorak or trainspotting posts, well most of the time anyways.
NOOLigan wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
Post of the year candidate. *****
At least I ain't unhappy, in a non-gay way.
Note to Tim, don't read them then. At least mine aren't anorak or trainspotting posts, well most of the time anyways.
Erm.... OK. i've never been insulted before for allegedly being unhappy. I dont think anyone was has before.
NOOLigan wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
Post of the year candidate. *****
At least I ain't unhappy, in a non-gay way.
Note to Tim, don't read them then. At least mine aren't anorak or trainspotting posts, well most of the time anyways.
Thing that I don't get, Ron, is you. Most Germans, in fact 99% of the Germans I have met, are a good laugh, like a beer and football, the banter is always good. Most Aussies, in fact I can't think of a single one who isn't, are a good laugh, enjoy a beer, give as good as they get in terms of banter.
You can't be either. You're about as funny as being told you need surgery, and you can't do banter. Admit it, you're French really
cuckoldmonkey wrote: You can't be either. You're about as funny as being told you need surgery, and you can't do banter. Admit it, you're French really
Should I be offended ?
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
cuckoldmonkey wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: WTF online scrabble talk here as well and you guys are proud of wasting all those hours on that. I couldn't think of a more boring activity.
I can. Reading your posts.
Post of the year candidate. *****
At least I ain't unhappy, in a non-gay way.
Note to Tim, don't read them then. At least mine aren't anorak or trainspotting posts, well most of the time anyways.
Thing that I don't get, Ron, is you. Most Germans, in fact 99% of the Germans I have met, are a good laugh, like a beer and football, the banter is always good. Most Aussies, in fact I can't think of a single one who isn't, are a good laugh, enjoy a beer, give as good as they get in terms of banter.
You can't be either. You're about as funny as being told you need surgery, and you can't do banter. Admit it, you're French really
Are you sure you ain't talking about yourself here?
Let's just agree to disagree on this one. You don't have to be my mate. Now go back and do some real moderating as we seem to have been invaded by a bunch of idiots lately.
Jiphy wrote:
cuckoldmonkey wrote: You can't be either. You're about as funny as being told you need surgery, and you can't do banter. Admit it, you're French really
Should I be offended ?
;)
