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Who else thinks that New Order or NOOL has contributed in some way to the break up of their relationship/marriage?
I believe:-
My posting Collecting Bootlegs Collecting TV footage Going to gigs
all added to us growing apart. All the daft cow had to do was like New Order was that too much to ask ? 
Anyone else ?
i remember a bird left me once because of my obsession with ollies. It was 1980.
its still happening to you people.
To mention the Hundreds (100s)- Thousands (1000s)
, if Travel and trips incl.,
spent on the Collection.
my mrs had enough when i took her to see revenge... after that it was children or else ,,,, thank christ they spent 1/2 the 90s doing nothing
my wife thinks that i spend far too much time 'talking to my spoddy mates' on the website, and not enough attending to her needs. why cant she just get on with the ironing, washing, cleaning, cooking, shopping etc, and leave me in peace??
'79. Saved by 
their break.
The 81- 82 set Lists. DNE and NO's Temptation gets its first Live. Says it all really.
Nicos. The Revenge set Lists could use an update on this Site..
The chances..
The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
its simple.
go to see duran duran with her,but this time get really pissed beforehand,so you remember nowt 
banshee wrote:
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
its simple. go to see duran duran with her,but this time get really pissed beforehand,so you remember nowt
or get pished,
make a james hunt of yersel,
and get thrown out early by the bouncers
Result! 
Thanks for the tips. Getting pissed and aggressive dancing, maybe it won't be so bad after all!:)
Not in my case. Nothing could be further from the truth.
I was in a crappy relationship so I started doing my own thing. Glasters '05 was my fist solo mission.
New Order did NOT cause the breakdown of my marriage. Nothing did. It just broke down.
GAMICS wrote: The missus came to see the Order at Hyde Park and Wembley, previously I had always been 'allowed' to go with mates. Totally different experience. I even stayed sober and can remember the set lists! Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Ignore the rest of the band and enjoy John Taylor's bass playing. He's actually pretty good. You'll find time goes by quite quickly.
If your Mrs tries saying anything, do the old 'Shhhh!!! I'm listening to this - great bass riff - did you see how he played those triplets?'
If that doesn't work to shut her up and never ask you to a Duran Duran gig again, try puking on the back of some big bloke in front of you. That would work. 
Well I'm 6ft 2 and weigh nearly 15 stone so he would have to be pretty big. Do I get the impression you're a bass player by any chance?
It is really weird. Some chicks really like them and others plain refuse to listen to the Order. Life as a metalist would prolly be easier.
GAMICS wrote: Well I'm 6ft 2 and weigh nearly 15 stone so he would have to be pretty big. Do I get the impression you're a bass player by any chance?
Yup. Bass player, 6' 5" and wish I was shorter... 
BIGINAMERICA wrote: Not in my case. Nothing could be further from the truth.
I was in a crappy relationship so I started doing my own thing. Glasters '05 was my fist solo mission.
New Order did NOT cause the breakdown of my marriage. Nothing did. It just broke down.
Perversely, I got married - and divorced - in New Order's hiatus between 2002-5.
It's cos those cunts weren't doing anything, that me and P split up!
Shame on you New Order, shame on you. 
GAMICS wrote: Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Duran Duran were brilliant live when I saw them 3 years ago, one of the best. Even though they were never my cup of tea. I bet you enjoy it!
Missy Jem wrote:
GAMICS wrote: Downside is she expects me to go and see Duran Duran with her now. Where's my lawyer?
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Duran Duran were brilliant live when I saw them 3 years ago, one of the best. Even though they were never my cup of tea. I bet you enjoy it!
Is their something I should know?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
ooooooooh GET YOU! Lil miss chartered.
I just consigned the first draught of my book to the bin, in rage.
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games? 
Chris Nash wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Is their something I should know?
Yes the correct use of there as opposed to their
How the hell does he win scrabble games?
Oi shushit you. I even beat you at Challenge Scrabble in French by a massive margin, just to confound any cheat theories.
Chris Nash wrote: Yes, using Arabic and Chinese words, I seem to remember...
And completely made up bollocks words you didnt challenge too.
But then as Jiphy will know, I don't do a lot of French.
