Here is Missy Jem's reading:-
You had a disturbed childhood hence your expermenting with the BOT SHOT BOYS single West End Girls. THis shows that you sercretly wanted to be invited to Michael Jacksons ranch. Shug was once invited but considered so ugly he had his own room.
The Thompson Twins purchase shows that you used to have not concept of what the band did, NO they were not hairdressers, this made you miss your vocation in life and instead you became a surveyor.
Mary J. Blige was your first lesbian fantasy and won't be your last (Thanks for the info Col lol).
You have no concept of art hence your belief that Technique is based on Rocket Mick on acid.
You are beginning to grow up and mature and this is evidenced by your hatred for westlife, I will know when you have found your way in the world when you openly show your hatred for the Cure.
Sean Paul is really Snorrimon and is your gaurdian angel and will always show you the way, everytime you stagger home and see a garden gnome it is Snorri xxx
I see you have a Carpenters record in your collection, and I know it is ' Calling Occupants of interplantery Craft' it was given to you by Karen Carpenter as you were both being abducted by Aliens from the planet Chorley. This experience will make you a strong woman in years to come.
I have know idea why you should go and see a european police force in Blackpool ( Interpol ) unless you are assisting them in finding the hinge of Johnny's Shed.
In a nutshell you are an unhinged drunken girly who should have a fab New Year.
DON't YER KNOW