Deadpool 2008
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I think the idea is that it's got to be someone famous, Tim.
Err...
Bruce Forsyth
Bongo
The Pope
I have a bad feeling about David Guest, too 
You get more points the younger they are so I've done a fairly wide spread!
Michael J Fox Ariel Sharon Britney Spears Geoff Thomas Fidel Castro Owen Wilson Margaret Thatcher Pete Doherty Amy Winehouse Andy Bell Heather Mills
Boatraceface wrote:
i seen you've rubbed it out. how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.
Missy Jem wrote:
Jimmy Saville
Is a nonce..allegedly Shame if that's true,hope not.
I'll go for Maggie Thatcher again... In agony,if there is any justice..
King John Honest John wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
i seen you've rubbed it out. how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.
Ye I fucked the quote up,started again.
Is'nt the idea that we all pick one,out of a hat..All put a quid in and call it the death sweep..First one to carc wins,then it's pounds in again,and so on...Thats how we do it at work anyhow.More fun that way
I won 72 sovs on Bob Monkhouse..about 65 quid up overall I reckon...Been going on a few years now..I once drew ALI out of the hat.I was gutted..I nearly stopped playing,and requested ALI not be in it..There are limits
The Queen
Agree with boaty about Thatcher,
hope its slow,lingering and bloody painful :evil:
King John Honest John wrote:
how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.
Yer beat me to it!! Kind of Was gonna say i'm hoping the entire GMTV team will be wiped out.
Simon Amstell put it superbly " If i was asked to choose my favourite GMTV presenter i'd say Fiona Phillips.But that's like being asked to name your favourite Al Queda member" 
Would still do Kate Garraway though
If we are digressing Johnny,I'd do Fiona Phillips.Would'nt you?
Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?
Boatraceface wrote: If we are digressing Johnny,I'd do Fiona Phillips.Would'nt you? Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?
First one to say "Lorraine Kelly would get it" :barf:
Will be forever ridiculed
Boatraceface wrote: Any port in a storm,Gaz.
Youd need to be 
Boaty,
Not even with yours mate 
C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.
Discuss
johnny wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?
Gerraway with ye! She's a Princess Ann in a wig horseface pig.
Oh,go on then..Just cos she looks a bit like Gareth Southgate...I'd do it for him,just for him!
Edit: I've changed me mind..She has a Camel face!!! Look close
With 2 big humps aswell..She IS Camelwoman!
She would'nt have to keep stopping to take on water though! 
Gazman wrote: The Queen
Agree with boaty about Thatcher,
hope its slow, lingering and bloody painful :evil:
The Queen? 
What about the rest of the parasitical fascist scum!? 
The Royal Family: The lot of them, down to third cousins twice removed!
I'm sure we could get Jiphy to do the honours.
:headoff:
And Thatcher! Fucking twice! Slowly and painfully, then bring her back and do it again!
And, the cherry on the icing on the cake:
Tony*slimy bastard*Blair.
Now that would be a Happy New Year!
:\party: :D
King John Honest John wrote: Bhutto's son.
John, John, your a sick man!
Bet you'd get short odds for that at the bookies.
Boatraceface wrote: C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.
Discuss
Class 
Boatraceface wrote: C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.
Discuss
As i said before Boaty,
not even with yours
1/3 of the human population of Earth, following a celestial collison. Sleep easy. Nostrildoctrus.
Doctor? wrote: 1/3 of the human population of Earth, following a celestial collison. Sleep easy. Nostrildoctrus.
a man of the people.
Boatraceface wrote: Fair Dooze Gaz. Would you give her an Abe Lincoln though?
Redcar does Rhyming slang
w t f's an Abe Lincoln?
King John Honest John wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Fair Dooze Gaz. Would you give her an Abe Lincoln though?
Redcar does Rhyming slang
w t f's an Abe Lincoln?
It's not even rhyming slang. Do I have to explain? Oh,go on then seeing as it's you,Noj. BE WARNED.It's not big and it's not clever..but it is funny.
Whilst they sleep,cum on victim's chin..
Shave victim's pubes and sprinkle on...Voila! An Abe Lincoln!
King John Honest John wrote:
keyboard clean up job in progress shortly.
why? you been knocking one out over the description?
:D Peter Mandleson: from a massive overdose of smugness, and smack.
Tracy Enim: (form talentless drunken pretentious shit.)
Pete Doerthy: (Who?) From an OD of porridge oats.
:barf: Wendy Alexander: somebody put her out her misery, fucking ghosts run away from her in fright.
:bandit: Amy Winehouse: 'cause of death, a good clean wash and disinfectant.
But I suppose that's a long-shot young ones kicking the bucket.
So on to the dross, that is way past it's "sell by date":
Bruce Forsyth Give us peace?
"Higher"? "Lower"?
"LOWER!" "LOWER!"
Six feet under will do!
:rip:
Barbara Windsor!
Knowing she's popped her clogs would be a reason to be cheerful!
:moon: John Robertson(the politician, not the ex-Hearts player) for having a arse were his face should be.
Aye, I believe in love...
But what we need is more Marilyn Monroe's and Angelina Jolie's: :ladysman: not more obese fuckers with faces like Halloween cakes. Bring back eugenics for the ugly fuckers, and since beauty's in the eye of the beholder I'll decide who is for the chop...
Boatraceface wrote: Fair Dooze Gaz. Would you give her an Abe Lincoln though?
Nope,
but id happily oblige her with a "Ken Dodd"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ken+dodd
(first one)
I'm sincerely hoping not, but: Norman Wisdom 
As for Thatcher, why bring her back just the once? Kill her horribly, over and over again in retaliation for all those young lives lost (both British AND Argentinian) in the Falklands/Malvinas war that could have been solved diplomatically.
One death for Thatcher for each one for which she is responsible. Then hang her up with butcher's hooks and skin her alive.
Twice.
Then rub salt into the wounds and when she's dead, take turns to piss on the carcass.
Oh yeah, my second nomination: Margaret Thatcher.
Chris Nash wrote: I'm sincerely hoping not, but: Norman Wisdom
As for Thatcher, why bring her back just the once? Kill her horribly, over and over again in retaliation for all those young lives lost (both British AND Argentinian) in the Falklands/Malvinas war that could have been solved diplomatically.
One death for Thatcher for each one for which she is responsible. Then hang her up with butcher's hooks and skin her alive.
Twice.
Then rub salt into the wounds and when she's dead, take turns to piss on the carcass.
Oh yeah, my second nomination: Margaret Thatcher.
dont wanna piss on yer bonfire chris,but,before you get to her theres about 250,000 yorkshire miners that wannae kill her first,or spit on her grave indeed.
Chris Nash wrote: I'm sincerely hoping not, but: Norman Wisdom
As for Thatcher, why bring her back just the once? Kill her horribly, over and over again in retaliation for all those young lives lost (both British AND Argentinian) in the Falklands/Malvinas war that could have been solved diplomatically.
One death for Thatcher for each one for which she is responsible. Then hang her up with butcher's hooks and skin her alive.
Twice.
Then rub salt into the wounds and when she's dead, take turns to piss on the carcass.
Oh yeah, my second nomination: Margaret Thatcher.
dont wanna piss on yer bonfire chris,but,before you get to her theres about 250,000 yorkshire miners that wannae kill her first,or spit on her grave indeed.
And theres about 5 million Scots
people in front of them
How come it's a mostly British thread? I guess that's part of your humour - to wish someone a death!!!!
But no you don't stop there, you make deathlists for people!
Well, it helps to take away from the pain of death to laugh at it (unless you're seperate from your funny bone by the windshield of your car having disembowled you...in which case it might be hard to chuckle). So I'll (reluctantly) get in on this:
Britney - Granted, she is an untalented attention-whore whose quest for stardom has forced "the Sinead look" back into the zeitgeist. But she does have two kids who will grow up not knowing their mother apart from tabloid reports, and that's just wrong. I'm not even giving her until summer until she has one too many Red Bulls. :(
Lindsay Lohan - Her career is pretty much in the tank, unless she can get in on the lucrative porn industry she'll be living off residuals or whatever's left of them whenever her parents get done living off her fame. Another case of parents living through their kids. 
Jimmy Carter - the nefarious plan of the Bush administration to kill off every other living ex-President is in high gear (they got Ronnie in '04, and Gerald a while back). I expect a wall to come crashing down on Jimmy while he's trying to house yet another poor family screwed by the current administration (Bill Clinton, in the White House kitchen, with the steak knife...no, wait, Hillary will be behind that one)
George Steinbrenner - the Devil has to call him on that unpaid bill, right?
One of the members of Monty Python - They're getting on, and it's been almost twenty years since Graham passed. Which I hate to say, but death is inevitable. My bet is on Palin, for some reason.
Bill O'Reilly - More wishful thinking than anything else
Taboo # 7 wrote:
One of the members of Monty Python - They're getting on, and it's been almost twenty years since Graham passed. Which I hate to say, but death is inevitable. My bet is on Palin, for some reason.
No way, JC looks partially decomposed already.
El Jarvo wrote: You get more points the younger they are so I've done a fairly wide spread!
Michael J Fox Ariel Sharon Britney Spears Geoff Thomas Fidel Castro Owen Wilson Margaret Thatcher Pete Doherty Amy Winehouse Andy Bell Heather Mills
That's not a bad selection!
Rush Limbaugh will have a massive heart attack while having a giant black dildo stuck up his ass while wearing leather bondage gear on his head with a zipper on his mouth.
Hillary Clinton will be assasinated a week before she was about to lose to Mitt Romney in the November election. She wins the election posthumously and Bill tries to assume power. After two months, the Supreme Court votes to extent the reign of George Bush four more years because the country is at war.
Perez Hilton... what a loss that will be
That lead singer dickhead from the Killers will OD... a hero cult will form afterwards, and they will make a movie about him called He's Lost Control. Bernard and the Bad Lieutenants will remake She's Lost Control and substitue "He's" for "She's"
Me
LeggyD wrote: Anyone have Vera Duckworth :(
Ewwww Dave.... Might be one of your fantasies, but I wouldn't touch her with yours mate... 
Margaret Thatcher (fingers crossed)! :)
Although the press and television aftermath will make me want to go on holiday during that time...
Nick King wrote: Margaret Thatcher (fingers crossed)! :)
Although the press and television aftermath will make me want to go on holiday during that time...
Do you think there might possibly be a massive show of public disrespect,and 'Ding Dong the witch is dead' dancing at her passing,to run alongside the undoubted media arse kissing parade though,Nick?
We could demand her head to kick around like an old Turnip,and let utter perverts skullfuck it and everything!
Boatraceface wrote:
Nick King wrote: Margaret Thatcher (fingers crossed)! :)
Although the press and television aftermath will make me want to go on holiday during that time...
Do you think there might possibly be a massive show of public disrespect,and 'Ding Dong the witch is dead' dancing at her passing,to run alongside the undoubted media arse kissing parade though,Nick?
We could demand her head to kick around like an old Turnip,and let utter perverts skullfuck it and everything!
Probably - you know what the media's like... :\ohwell:
I'd join in with the kicking of her head! 
Boatraceface wrote:
Nick King wrote: Margaret Thatcher (fingers crossed)! :)
Although the press and television aftermath will make me want to go on holiday during that time...
Do you think there might possibly be a massive show of public disrespect,and 'Ding Dong the witch is dead' dancing at her passing,to run alongside the undoubted media arse kissing parade though,Nick?
We could demand her head to kick around like an old Turnip,and let utter perverts skullfuck it and everything!
you forget princess di was satan's daughter one minute, and st di the english rose the next. most engerlish will go same way on maggie.
What's the point of celebrating if Thatcher dies? It may have been cause for a party if she'd died in the 80s but the damage is/was done, long time ago.
johnny wrote: What's the point of celebrating if Thatcher dies? It may have been cause for a party if she'd died in the 80s but the damage is/was done, long time ago.
True, but it would make me smile! :)
johnny wrote: What's the point of celebrating if Thatcher dies? It may have been cause for a party if she'd died in the 80s but the damage is/was done, long time ago.
It would be definitive proof that only the good die young.
That evil bitch's death would be celebrated world-wide. It should be made a national holiday. I've never been one to wish nastiness on others. Except Thatcher.
Stand down Margaret, stand down please.
You evil C**T!!!
The death of Gary Glitter has come a bit closer with a heart attack yesterday.
What a fucking shame that is.
