Deadpool 2008

It's that time again folks!

Here's mine:

Jimmy Saville Elizabeth Taylor

me

I think the idea is that it's got to be someone famous, Tim.

Err...

Bruce Forsyth

Bongo

The Pope

I have a bad feeling about David Guest, too

Boatraceface wrote:

i seen you've rubbed it out. how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.

Missy Jem wrote:

Jimmy Saville

Is a nonce..allegedly Shame if that's true,hope not.

I'll go for Maggie Thatcher again... In agony,if there is any justice..

King John Honest John wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

i seen you've rubbed it out. how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.

Ye I fucked the quote up,started again.

Is'nt the idea that we all pick one,out of a hat..All put a quid in and call it the death sweep..First one to carc wins,then it's pounds in again,and so on...Thats how we do it at work anyhow.More fun that way

I won 72 sovs on Bob Monkhouse..about 65 quid up overall I reckon...Been going on a few years now..I once drew ALI out of the hat.I was gutted..I nearly stopped playing,and requested ALI not be in it..There are limits

The Queen

Agree with boaty about Thatcher,

hope its slow,lingering and bloody painful :evil:

King John Honest John wrote:

how about fiona off gmtv. covers a wide spectrum. bonehead to caring etc.

Yer beat me to it!! Kind of Was gonna say i'm hoping the entire GMTV team will be wiped out.

Simon Amstell put it superbly " If i was asked to choose my favourite GMTV presenter i'd say Fiona Phillips.But that's like being asked to name your favourite Al Queda member"

Would still do Kate Garraway though

If we are digressing Johnny,I'd do Fiona Phillips.Would'nt you? Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?

Boatraceface wrote: If we are digressing Johnny,I'd do Fiona Phillips.Would'nt you? Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?

First one to say "Lorraine Kelly would get it" :barf:

Will be forever ridiculed

Any port in a storm,Gaz.

Boatraceface wrote: Any port in a storm,Gaz.

Youd need to be Boaty,

Not even with yours mate

Boatraceface wrote:

Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?

C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.

Discuss

johnny wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Who the feck is Kate Garraway,anyarraway?

Gerraway with ye! She's a Princess Ann in a wig horseface pig.

Oh,go on then..Just cos she looks a bit like Gareth Southgate...I'd do it for him,just for him!

Edit: I've changed me mind..She has a Camel face!!! Look close With 2 big humps aswell..She IS Camelwoman! She would'nt have to keep stopping to take on water though!

Sounds awful but...RUSSELL WATSON?

Gazman wrote: The Queen

Agree with boaty about Thatcher,

hope its slow, lingering and bloody painful :evil:

The Queen?

What about the rest of the parasitical fascist scum!? The Royal Family: The lot of them, down to third cousins twice removed! I'm sure we could get Jiphy to do the honours.
:headoff:

And Thatcher! Fucking twice! Slowly and painfully, then bring her back and do it again!

And, the cherry on the icing on the cake: Tony*_{slimy bastard}*Blair. Now that would be a Happy New Year! :\party: :D

Bhutto's son.

King John Honest John wrote: Bhutto's son.

John, John, your a sick man! Bet you'd get short odds for that at the bookies.

Oh hellooooooooooo! Leslie Phillips, unfortunately.

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.

Discuss

Class

i'm gonna go for Kirk Douglas,

Jade Goody.

the papers have already bin bagged her. now lets hope that life does.

Boatraceface wrote: C'mon.I'm fussy as fuck in real life.. Would'nt you take even just a nosh from Lorraine Kelly though,Gaz? A nosh is a nosh after all,and I've never known a nosh not worth having Gaz.

Discuss

As i said before Boaty,

not even with yours

Fair Dooze Gaz. Would you give her an Abe Lincoln though?

1/3 of the human population of Earth, following a celestial collison. Sleep easy. Nostrildoctrus.

Doctor? wrote: 1/3 of the human population of Earth, following a celestial collison. Sleep easy. Nostrildoctrus.

a man of the people.

Boatraceface wrote: Fair Dooze Gaz. Would you give her an Abe Lincoln though?

Redcar does Rhyming slang

w t f's an Abe Lincoln?