Another Caption Competition

Steve 'Hooky's Suit matches his Mark 3 Cortina'

Digi Mike wrote:

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All 3 of them

"..are we done yet?..."

Bernard to Steve,

"Who invited Shadrack Dingle to replace Hooky?"

Hooky: Who picked your white keks.

S: you can talk. camel suit and white trainee tit.

B: What would Ian think?

~Bernard: I can't read that auto cue without my glasses

Steve: I'm going to explode if I keep smiling like this.

Bernard: You're not a bomb, so you're not going to explode, Steve.

Hooky: Why the hell are those two crossing their hands in the same manner? And their clothing....both of them are wearing light coloured trousers, dark coloured shoes, and shirts in a bluish tone. So, I'm the odd one out. I'm 'The Other One', now?

Barney: "Baggsy I'm Crocket!"

Steve: well if Barney's Foggy and I'm Clegg, you're kinda fooked Hooky. And baggsy not tell Gillian she's Nora Batty.

S: If only I had a successful side project I could afford a nice coat:\ohwell:

Well need to stop posting fro these "SAGA", holiday homes, catalogues and get back to making some music.

Indeed!

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:

Indeed!

how come there's a donut wrapped round hookys ankle?

or his foots stuck thru a yorkshire pud?

try saying that Sub-Cultured.

A look like a proper scouse c**t i do with with suit an trainees on la!

King John Honest John wrote: how come there's a donut wrapped round hookys ankle?

I didn't notice that.

Nice one!

Indeed!

getmeh baaackta Salfor cockaa!

King John Honest John wrote:

getmeh baaackta Salfor cockaa!

Speak English boyyyyyy!!!

B: I wonder where I left my bottle of Pernord. S: erm, erm, erm... have a guess H: behave Steve !

Cigarettes are cheaper in France, aren't they ? Steve's pockets seem to be full of packets...

Indeed!

Indeed!

Chris Nash wrote:

You miss her?

She's on vacation in the North Pole playing and riding with Santa and his reindeers.

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=40480&PageIndex=2

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The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

You miss her?

She's on vacation in the North Pole playing and riding with Santa and his reindeers.

http://www.neworderonline.com/Forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=40480&PageIndex=2

Indeed!

Actually, just got back from Indiana, so no, no Santa. ;) Nice try, now Kiss off.

ETA [edited to add] -

S: Hey Hooky, what's with the donut? B: Fcuk, so that's where my breakfast went! H: ... *no comment*

B: me sigmund's are fookin killing me, has anyone seen me pile cushion before I go and have to sit on me arse grapes. H (looking down) : Oh FOOK!

Or

H: Blurry ell lads, there's no need for the electronic tag just cos I said I wos thinkin of leaving.