Movie quotes in another universe.

Let's say for example, that .......

If Hollywood were in Engerland......

"I say chaps, I've just about had my fill of all these serpants aboard this aircraft"

Or.... If the American accent had never evolved from the first pilgrims......

"Oi's knows what yer thinkin arrrrrr, did he foire five bullets or hap'n it were six ooooooaaaarrrr"

Or if people in movies weren't retards...... "don't go any further, death and damnation awaits ye". "fuck that then, back to the airport Gladys"

Your offerings??????

'You're only s'posed to blow the muthafuckin doors off, muthafucka.'

If Macroshaft had built the HAL9000's

Dave:"open the pod bay doors please Hal" HAL:"c:"

kill the monkeys!!!

(human leader Burko, on horse, with egg shaped helmet, in planet of the apes role reversal).

Judy Garland to the Wicked Witch Of The West.

Just before she flattens her in Tarantino's Wizard of Oz:

"The path of the righteous Munchkin is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Flying Monkeys. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the yellow brick road, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Munchkins. And you will know my name is Dorothy when I lay my vengeance upon you."

well cool ,like fonzy!

79 order wrote: well cool ,like fonzy!

Cheers mate.

You've just made my day!

Tarantino's Wizard of Oz so needs to be made

Special guest appearance by Mr Pink