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Chris Nash wrote:
Bere wrote: To all the scottish people: I'm sure I'll be there someday, too. It's gonna be a round trip in a so called roo-tent-bus.
Adventure here I come :D .
I hate to say it, but that looks fun.
Aye, I was think that myself, almost Ken Kessy like. Magic Bus!**
Yeah the roof-tent-bus (Dachzeltbus) is fun. I was with that thing on Corsica and in Syria and Jordania. It's kind of a rolling youth hostel...
No problem mate I need a Holiday In The Sun!
But what do we call our bus?
I Wonder if Iain Banks would object to
"Anticipation Of A New Lovers Arrival, The" 
Bere wrote: To all the scottish people: I'm sure I'll be there someday, too. It's gonna be a round trip in a so called roof-tent-bus.
Adventure here I come :D .
Just dont park it up in Glasgow Bere,
yer roof-tent-bus,would become just bus
(minus the wheels) :bandit:
Gazman wrote:
Just dont park it up in Glasgow Bere, yer roof-tent-bus,would become just bus (minus the wheels) :bandit:
Fir fuck sake, you trying tay gie people the impression that we're awe Malkied up tea-leafs! 
Getafix! wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Just dont park it up in Glasgow Bere, yer roof-tent-bus,would become just bus (minus the wheels) :bandit:
Fir fuck sake, you trying tay gie people the impression that we're awe Malkied up tea-leafs!
Impression?? Its a well known fact!
Animadversion wrote: john dorian morgan is dead.
eh? Come Again (Armagh)!?
W.T.F?
&
Who.T.F?
Getafix! wrote:
Animadversion wrote: john dorian morgan is dead.
W.T.F? & Who.T.F?
If you dont know who he is,
theres no point in telling you 
Gazman wrote:
Getafix! wrote:
Animadversion wrote: john dorian morgan is dead.
W.T.F? & Who.T.F?
If you dont know who he is,
theres no point in telling you
Aye. If I've no heard a' him...
...he canny be worth knowing about!
:D
Visit that village that has the longest name in the world.
And don't forget to stop by at Tom Jones' birthplace in his hometown.
Getafix! wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Getafix! wrote:
Animadversion wrote: john dorian morgan is dead.
W.T.F? & Who.T.F?
If you dont know who he is,
theres no point in telling you
Aye. If I've no heard a' him...
...he canny be worth knowing about!
:D
Get tae yer bed
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
But don't go there. Come to Scotland and vist Auchtermuchtery, but mind wear the fox hat!
And you must visit the Centre of Alternative Technology at Machynlleth. Very thought-provoking.
Getafix! wrote: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
Has that place not changed its name
because nobody (apart from the Welsh)
could pronounce it
My party trick is to pretend I can say it, I mumble for a few seconds and end in gog gog gog. I've always got a round of applause
Missy Jem wrote: My party trick is to pretend I can say it, I mumble for a few seconds and end in gog gog gog. I've always got a round of applause
kids parties eh!
Missy Jem wrote: I mumble for a few seconds and end in gog gog gog.
Isn't that how you sound anyway after a few drinks, Jem?
Snorri xxx
I can't understand why I've not opened this thread before because, unlike me, I have LOADS to say about Wales and the Welsh.
Firstly, you wanna watch it slagging off the Welsh. There's some pwopah nawty people from over there, as my Uncle Dufford would confirm
Secondly, I was born there so double watch it, okay? I've also spent a lot of my working life in different parts of Wales and, I'm proud to say, had sex with plenty of the women there. I fell in love with one of then and she was a ginger.
Thirdly, I was born in the worst bit of Wales I've ever been to: Holyhead. Like most port towns, they have their problems with the drugs and the unemployment but it's still not that bad. The other really shit bit of Wales is near Caerphilly - Merthyr Tydfil. Despite having a rotten reputation in them parts it's not as bad as areas of Britain. Not by a long way. And yes, Luton, it's you I'm speaking to.
(Where are we up to, ah four)
Fourthly, Anglesey has been fundamentally altered by the English holiday-homers and day-trippers from Cheshire and Manc. No question about that. But is it spoiled? Well it's a nice place away from the cities and money comes into the area so I don't really know. It's not proper Wales anyway. Proper Welsh don't drive Range Rovers.
Fifthly, it's impossible to generalise about Wales. The diversity that they over such a small area and relatively small population is unparalleled anywhere that I've ever been. And yet, somehow, they manage to be Welsh wherever you go.
Sixthly, Cardiff is one of the best nights out in the world. Newport, sadly, is not.
I've never met a Welshman I don't genuinely like and, again, I can't say that about anywhere else I've been in the world.
So big up Wales and the Welsh. I've just decided to add Wales to my list of places to go this year. Actually it was there anyway as my best mate owns a big house near Abersoch and it's ages since I've been.
Spent half my time in Wales as a kid.Enchanting place at that age.
Sexy accent on the lasses too (obviously that was a bit later on in life)
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Just out of interest, which part of Wales is the original poster going to?
the Liverpool part - - Chester.
King John Honest John wrote:
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Just out of interest, which part of Wales is the original poster going to?
the Liverpool part - - Chester.
Thats the bit I used to stay in 
King John Honest John wrote:
the Liverpool part - - Chester.
You know if you see a Welshman after dark in Chester and you have a crossbow you are obliged to shoot him with it.
Missy Jem wrote: My party trick is to pretend I can say it, I mumble for a few seconds and end in gog gog gog. I've always got a round of applause
An American couple were haivng a meal in a restaurant in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and they started to argue about the correct pronunciation of the town's name.
They decided to settle the argument by asking one of the staff.
"Excuse me lady" says the man "could you tell us the name of the place we're in."
"Yeah" adds his wife "and say it real slow so we can hear how ya say it."
The young girl smiled and said "Burr gurr kin g".
Do I win a subscription to Readers Digest?
