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well, so far...............
i have finally actually got a DATE, i say DATE, coz it is just that so far. its on Saturday.....evening and we are gonna meet up...whoooo, no inducements of buying her something from the sales, no, not that bunny boiler from the last thread i started......phew!!!!
so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?
Chris Nash wrote: Be yourself. Be nice. Chat naturally. DON'T offer her money.
FOR ANYTHING!
cheers, anymore? lol
DigiDiz wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Don't mention you know ME!
why? who are you? lol
You will PROBABLY score now.Well DONE!
Uh-oh...
DON'T get your 'pocket ROCKET' out either (see previous 'Knob' reference). That's fatal...
El Jarvo wrote:
DigiDiz wrote: so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?
Fuck her!
Ply her with plenty of wine first though 
El Jarvo wrote:
DigiDiz wrote: so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?
Fuck her!
Sorry to sound soooo American here...but this guy FUCKING ROCKS!!!!
Shug wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
DigiDiz wrote: so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?
Fuck her!
Ply her with plenty of wine first though
and rohypnol or temazepam 
Be polite, but not overbearing.
Ask her about her, don't just yammer on about yourself.
Good luck! *smile*
Do yerself a favor, do a proper wanking just before you go on the date... this way yer hormones and sex drive don't take over and make you do something stupid...
Listen, listen, listen..... compliment... listen, listen, listen.... crack a joke.... listen, listen, listen.... say something shocking.... listen, listen, listen.... crack another joke....
Talk about her, talk little about yerself. Women always like a guy that is a bit mysterious... so don't devulge EVERYTHING on one night....
Find things you have in common, ignore things you don't... make the date interesting by having a subtle disagreement, then understand (possibly even agree with )her arguement.
kiss when the moments right... if you miss it, make a new moment where its appropriate...
Good luck!
who the hell is going to remember all these generic tips?
like chris rock says, a woman knows within 5 minutes if she's going to fuck you, so if it doesn't work out, cut things off early and go see a movie.
get sum whizz down yer neck, a la spud trainspotting,talk her tits to death and she'l ring yer the next day for sure. listen to me you know what i'm saying but love dont come easy......
Don't get involved in a long conversation with her about "radial nerve palsy" 
(cheers mate) or any illness, yer a young fit stud.
B URself B 3
B red-e (perchance with a wee sweetie!?) for anything.
Enjoy URself, an' try and mind some of Edel's low down dirty tricks for getting intay her KnickERs.
But most of all...
Doctor? wrote: ignore anything said by us bunch of dysfuncrionals
At least once use the phrase: " . . and HOW did that make you feel?"
chicks love to think that you are REALLY listening
(so I've heard 
)
Honestly, it IS a good one to remember - everyone likes to know that you are honestly interested in THEIR thoughts
Good luck
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: At least once use the phrase: " . . and HOW did that make you feel?"
Na! can that one. You'll sound like a shrink. Really won't go down well if she actually has one.
ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
johnny wrote: DigiDiz next post
"ok i'm in bed with her.. what do i do now?"
as if i dont know that, i have watched educational videos of that scene you know. not that i didnt know that lol
Thought it was tonight yer was out with her? how come yer home?
Take my attitude mate.I work 40 hours a week and that's enough for me if you see what i mean....
DigiDiz wrote: ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
Just a short text to say that you really enjoyed your evening and you hope she did too. Tell her you'd love to go out to a restaurant/club/gig/whist drive and to text you when she's free.
Then wait to see if she texts you.
nah i was a bit arsh ... guess what i'm tryin to say is be yerself and do what YOU want instead of workin like a twat to behave /act like you think she would want yers to be
Very true. If you're not yourself, you'd just have to keep pretending that you're someone you're not. Just be nice.
Thing IS if you ACT like Yourself you will end up like ME.Being wanted ALL around town.....for the WRoNG reasons.And take your sunglasses OFF in BED!
Chris Nash wrote: Very true. If you're not yourself, you'd just have to keep pretending that you're someone you're not. Just be nice.
But then he'll keep pretending to be someone else 
Boatraceface wrote: Did you break ye duck and get yer oats then?
Think thats depends on whether or not he managed to slip the Rohypnol in her drink...
DigiDiz wrote:
johnny wrote: DigiDiz next post
"ok i'm in bed with her.. what do i do now?"
as if i dont know that, i have watched educational videos of that scene you know. not that i didnt know that lol
I hope they aren't like my 'educational' videos! She'd run a mile!
DigiDiz wrote: ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
Although you don't have to worry about waiting, i would wait a couple days. Builds up anticipation... and if it was just a 'so-so' date on her side, it will make her want you more... girls like clinging to people that reject them
Edel,you must be some sort of psychobabble expert when it comes to the lasses,cos you don't arf generalise..Got any more tips?
Get ta fuck,spackerluggs!:p
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: kick her in the fanny!!!
That's what I always do...chicks dig that shit...
Who said chivalry is dead? :knight:
Boatraceface wrote: Edel,you must be some sort of psychobabble expert when it comes to the lasses,cos you don't arf generalise..Got any more tips?
Get ta fuck,spackerluggs!:p
Hey, he's asking fer help, so trying to help out more than 'kickin' her in the fanny' does....
...women (though they'll never admit it) ain't that different from each other, and generalizing works quite well with 'em...
got plenty of tips though
Can't use 'em anymore since I'm married though:\ohwell:
What ever happened to the old fashioned approach of clubbing them over the napper and dragging them back to the cave for right good seeing to? Giving them a pummelling they only ever dreamed of,leaving them bloody grateful you stopped by..
How's that grab ye?
Honestly,sometimes it's just change for change's sake,innit?
Gazman wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: kick her in the fanny!!!
Then kiss it better
I ain't putting my mouth down there!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I ain't putting my mouth down there!!!
Well you kick her and I'll kiss it better!
Nowt wrong with a bit of carpet munching now and then!
pumped full of drugs wrote: Pay attention to the Clitoris, don't just cum her tits and leave. Pretend to be polite.
that i should of done, damn, why didnt i think of that
DigiDiz wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote: Pay attention to the Clitoris, don't just cum her tits and leave. Pretend to be polite.
that i should of done, damn, why didnt i think of that
Too late!?
Actually, if you want to never see her again cumming on her tits without satisfying her and then mumbling "mmmbye, c-y-later" and never talking to her is actually good advice.
Not trying to set you up for a fall, but if she decides you're more of a friend than a fuck-buddy, take the high road. Don't become "Mr. Can't Take a Hint," because that can lead to "Mr. Outside Her Window at Three In the Morning with High-Powered Binoculars, Calling Her Phone to Make Sure She's Home Alone and Hangs Up When She Answers." Because not too many girls I know like that (I would just like to verify that I've only been the can't-take-a-hint guy on a few occasions, not the stalker guy) 
But if things continue to go swimmingly (and all indications are that they might), just have fun with it. Don't get worked up over whether you're doing everything right (she'll let you know). Respect her boundaries, and she'll lower any defences she may have because of previous experiences with assholes or just neglectful guys. And I know that Valentine's Day is only a month off, but don't do anything (i.e., lavish gift or romantic dinner) unless you think it's progressed to the point by then that she'd be cool with that.
Good luck with all that
get her to do the dishes on the way out, if she stayed over. if she likes you she will. if not, fuck her off.
What was it Morrisey once said?
summat about "fcuk it , if yer still single by yer late 30s just get yourself a nice comfy armchair and please yourself"
Boatraceface wrote: What ever happened to the old fashioned approach of clubbing them over the napper and dragging them back to the cave for right good seeing to? Giving them a pummelling they only ever dreamed of,leaving them bloody grateful you stopped by..
How's that grab ye?
Honestly,sometimes it's just change for change's sake,innit?
How do ya think I got my wife? Not by my dashing good looks I'll tell ya.... Lousiville Slugger makes a nice club nowadays
Missy Jem wrote: In what sense do you mean digging?
A damned good kickin.
WHat? Being nice gets you nowhere, meet Steve the total cunt ;)
Don't worry Hickser, doesn't apply to you, you;re the human equivalent of the garden wilderness....best left well alone
Doctor? wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: In what sense do you mean digging?
A damned good kickin.
WHat? Being nice gets you nowhere, meet Steve the total cunt ;)
Don't worry Hickser, doesn't apply to you, you;re the human equivalent of the garden wilderness....best left well alone
that made me laff, and yeah it was to late, oh well, next saturday, new date 
hehe
