Good News..................

pumped full of drugs wrote: Pay attention to the Clitoris, don't just cum her tits and leave. Pretend to be polite.

that i should of done, damn, why didnt i think of that

DigiDiz wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: Pay attention to the Clitoris, don't just cum her tits and leave. Pretend to be polite.

that i should of done, damn, why didnt i think of that

Too late!?

Actually, if you want to never see her again cumming on her tits without satisfying her and then mumbling "mmmbye, c-y-later" and never talking to her is actually good advice.

Not trying to set you up for a fall, but if she decides you're more of a friend than a fuck-buddy, take the high road. Don't become "Mr. Can't Take a Hint," because that can lead to "Mr. Outside Her Window at Three In the Morning with High-Powered Binoculars, Calling Her Phone to Make Sure She's Home Alone and Hangs Up When She Answers." Because not too many girls I know like that (I would just like to verify that I've only been the can't-take-a-hint guy on a few occasions, not the stalker guy)

But if things continue to go swimmingly (and all indications are that they might), just have fun with it. Don't get worked up over whether you're doing everything right (she'll let you know). Respect her boundaries, and she'll lower any defences she may have because of previous experiences with assholes or just neglectful guys. And I know that Valentine's Day is only a month off, but don't do anything (i.e., lavish gift or romantic dinner) unless you think it's progressed to the point by then that she'd be cool with that.

Good luck with all that

And remember. Women are like gardens, two good diggin's a year keeps 'em in order.

In what sense do you mean digging?

get her to do the dishes on the way out, if she stayed over. if she likes you she will. if not, fuck her off.

What was it Morrisey once said? summat about "fcuk it , if yer still single by yer late 30s just get yourself a nice comfy armchair and please yourself"

Boatraceface wrote: What ever happened to the old fashioned approach of clubbing them over the napper and dragging them back to the cave for right good seeing to? Giving them a pummelling they only ever dreamed of,leaving them bloody grateful you stopped by..

How's that grab ye?

Honestly,sometimes it's just change for change's sake,innit?

How do ya think I got my wife? Not by my dashing good looks I'll tell ya.... Lousiville Slugger makes a nice club nowadays

Missy Jem wrote: In what sense do you mean digging?

A damned good kickin.

WHat? Being nice gets you nowhere, meet Steve the total cunt ;)

Don't worry Hickser, doesn't apply to you, you;re the human equivalent of the garden wilderness....best left well alone

Doctor? wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: In what sense do you mean digging?

A damned good kickin.

WHat? Being nice gets you nowhere, meet Steve the total cunt ;)

Don't worry Hickser, doesn't apply to you, you;re the human equivalent of the garden wilderness....best left well alone

that made me laff, and yeah it was to late, oh well, next saturday, new date