Good News..................

well, so far...............

i have finally actually got a DATE, i say DATE, coz it is just that so far. its on Saturday.....evening and we are gonna meet up...whoooo, no inducements of buying her something from the sales, no, not that bunny boiler from the last thread i started......phew!!!!

so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?

Tip, ignore anything said by us bunch of dysfuncrionals

Doctor? wrote: Tip, ignore anything said by us bunch of dysfuncrionals

Chris Nash wrote: Be yourself. Be nice. Chat naturally. DON'T offer her money.

FOR ANYTHING!

cheers, anymore? lol

Don't get yer knob out.

lol, i better keep a durex safely tucked away hehe

Don't be too keen Don't be too nice Don't mention the future

Have a good time

Don't mention you know ME!

None of us do!

and WATCH bbc4 NOW at 23:00pm

ROCKET MICK wrote: and WATCH bbc4 NOW at 23:00pm

absolute beginners???

DigiDiz wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: and WATCH bbc4 NOW at 23:00pm

absolute beginners???

yes

Absolute Beginners - New Order link...

ROCKET MICK wrote: Don't mention you know ME!

why? who are you? lol

DigiDiz wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Don't mention you know ME!

why? who are you? lol

You will PROBABLY score now.Well DONE!

Don't take a loaded gun out with you

Shug wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

DigiDiz wrote: so, i want to ask you lot, any tips?

Fuck her!

Ply her with plenty of wine first though

and rohypnol or temazepam

Dont wear white socks

pay her a few compliments but dont go overboard. just relax and try and be yourself

Edd wrote: Dont wear white socks

But if you do,make sure its with black slip on shoes

... or Jesus sandals!

Be polite, but not overbearing.

Ask her about her, don't just yammer on about yourself.

Good luck! *smile*

Do yerself a favor, do a proper wanking just before you go on the date... this way yer hormones and sex drive don't take over and make you do something stupid...

Listen, listen, listen..... compliment... listen, listen, listen.... crack a joke.... listen, listen, listen.... say something shocking.... listen, listen, listen.... crack another joke....

Talk about her, talk little about yerself. Women always like a guy that is a bit mysterious... so don't devulge EVERYTHING on one night....

Find things you have in common, ignore things you don't... make the date interesting by having a subtle disagreement, then understand (possibly even agree with )her arguement.

kiss when the moments right... if you miss it, make a new moment where its appropriate...

Good luck!

who the hell is going to remember all these generic tips?

like chris rock says, a woman knows within 5 minutes if she's going to fuck you, so if it doesn't work out, cut things off early and go see a movie.