get sum whizz down yer neck, a la spud trainspotting,talk her tits to death and she'l ring yer the next day for sure. listen to me you know what i'm saying but love dont come easy......
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Don't get involved in a long conversation with her about "radial nerve palsy" 
(cheers mate) or any illness, yer a young fit stud.
B URself B 3
B red-e (perchance with a wee sweetie!?) for anything.
Enjoy URself, an' try and mind some of Edel's low down dirty tricks for getting intay her KnickERs.
But most of all...
Doctor? wrote: ignore anything said by us bunch of dysfuncrionals
At least once use the phrase: " . . and HOW did that make you feel?"
chicks love to think that you are REALLY listening
(so I've heard 
)
Honestly, it IS a good one to remember - everyone likes to know that you are honestly interested in THEIR thoughts
Good luck
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: At least once use the phrase: " . . and HOW did that make you feel?"
Na! can that one. You'll sound like a shrink. Really won't go down well if she actually has one.
ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
johnny wrote: DigiDiz next post
"ok i'm in bed with her.. what do i do now?"
as if i dont know that, i have watched educational videos of that scene you know. not that i didnt know that lol
Thought it was tonight yer was out with her? how come yer home?
Take my attitude mate.I work 40 hours a week and that's enough for me if you see what i mean....
DigiDiz wrote: ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
Just a short text to say that you really enjoyed your evening and you hope she did too. Tell her you'd love to go out to a restaurant/club/gig/whist drive and to text you when she's free.
Then wait to see if she texts you.
nah i was a bit arsh ... guess what i'm tryin to say is be yerself and do what YOU want instead of workin like a twat to behave /act like you think she would want yers to be
Very true. If you're not yourself, you'd just have to keep pretending that you're someone you're not. Just be nice.
Thing IS if you ACT like Yourself you will end up like ME.Being wanted ALL around town.....for the WRoNG reasons.And take your sunglasses OFF in BED!
Chris Nash wrote: Very true. If you're not yourself, you'd just have to keep pretending that you're someone you're not. Just be nice.
But then he'll keep pretending to be someone else 
Boatraceface wrote: Did you break ye duck and get yer oats then?
Think thats depends on whether or not he managed to slip the Rohypnol in her drink...
DigiDiz wrote:
johnny wrote: DigiDiz next post
"ok i'm in bed with her.. what do i do now?"
as if i dont know that, i have watched educational videos of that scene you know. not that i didnt know that lol
I hope they aren't like my 'educational' videos! She'd run a mile!
DigiDiz wrote: ok, i have dated her. i quite like her, good sense of humour...etc...what to do next? txt her when? or email her?
Although you don't have to worry about waiting, i would wait a couple days. Builds up anticipation... and if it was just a 'so-so' date on her side, it will make her want you more... girls like clinging to people that reject them
Edel,you must be some sort of psychobabble expert when it comes to the lasses,cos you don't arf generalise..Got any more tips?
Get ta fuck,spackerluggs!:p
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: kick her in the fanny!!!
That's what I always do...chicks dig that shit...
Who said chivalry is dead? :knight:
Boatraceface wrote: Edel,you must be some sort of psychobabble expert when it comes to the lasses,cos you don't arf generalise..Got any more tips?
Get ta fuck,spackerluggs!:p
Hey, he's asking fer help, so trying to help out more than 'kickin' her in the fanny' does....
...women (though they'll never admit it) ain't that different from each other, and generalizing works quite well with 'em...
got plenty of tips though
Can't use 'em anymore since I'm married though:\ohwell:
What ever happened to the old fashioned approach of clubbing them over the napper and dragging them back to the cave for right good seeing to? Giving them a pummelling they only ever dreamed of,leaving them bloody grateful you stopped by..
How's that grab ye?
Honestly,sometimes it's just change for change's sake,innit?
Gazman wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: kick her in the fanny!!!
Then kiss it better
I ain't putting my mouth down there!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I ain't putting my mouth down there!!!
Well you kick her and I'll kiss it better!
Nowt wrong with a bit of carpet munching now and then!
