imagine the girl of your dreams

turned out to be your frigging twin sister

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7182817.stm

talk about bad luck

and a bit

an absolutely delightful story worthy of the Marquis de Sade!

I heartily approve.

Still can't top the one about the guy looking to go with some girl on the internet and it turns out to be his mum.

Big Black wrote: Still can't top the one about the guy looking to go with some girl on the internet and it turns out to be his mum.

But that guy didn't actually marry and presumably fuck the shit out of his mother without knowing who she was. Which makes the adoption story all the more gleefully creepy in my opinion.

And here they are

Rita

the girl of my dreams is 9 feet tall & made of corduroy

Andrès wrote: Rita

but whos the one on the left

bobmo wrote: turned out to be your frigging twin sister

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7182817.stm

talk about bad luck

and a bit

hope its not a smith!

The girl of your steamy dreams???

i'd be happy with something like this...

..or Gemma Arterton!

Don't ask, don't tell.

If one couple out of every 20-30 million happens to accidently be married to their sibling unknowingly, it is not the end of civilization.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Andrès wrote: i'd be happy with something like this...

If that was my twin sister...I'd probably hit it...

If you were identical twins,I'd fuck the shit out of the pair of ye!

Alas,you look like Stone Cold Steve Austin tho:\ohwell:

Andrès wrote: i'd be happy with something like this...

with or without the DUI?

It's a pretty safe bet Wilma Flinstone isn't me sister. Sorted

Midnight Blue wrote:

Geezer?

(it's the head tilted at PRECISELY the right angle to hide the telltale.......suspicious mind me.....odd as I can't imagine such creatures are at all thick on the ground here,stupid films notwithstanding.)

or

or??

Midnight Blue wrote: with or without the DUI?

Who cares

Big Black wrote:

she needs a bronze finish....ummm, i do too :D

Andrès wrote:

Big Black wrote:

she needs a bronze finish....ummm, i do too :D

Na she's perfect. A mate of mine reckons he's been there, as she's a local lady.

Tim wrote:

What the hell is wrong with this bird's eyes? They look like they were stuck on like a Mr. Potato Head doll. I guess you are suppossed to just look at 'er tits.