Take the piss out of the person above you...

Is, in reality a homophobic cowboy.

gives out speeding tickets after pulling off seriously dodgy driving manouvers while being paid by the tax payer

Collects NICKERS for a living!Perhaps........ (UNO one) DRAT beaten by secs......i'm getting OLDand SLOW

Has a very impressive collection of DUSTERS, but unfortunately NO hair.

Dresses like Starsky and Hutch

Can blow spunk bubbles outy his ears...

INDEEDY!

Says that to all the boys..

Never licked bubbles o' spunk out me ears............. he sucked 'em.

played my 'rusty trombone',

and enjoyed it

Surprised ya remember that. I thought i'd dosed you up a plenty dear boy.

I'll never forgot the smile on yer face tho'

Blows monkeys

then let you bum me after them....

Screacher preacher!!

buggers frozen poultry

Buggers frozen poultry without heads

Showed me how to..

But he took the polaroids

though you wore the sussies and stockings...

is the real reason Alex Mac is no longer at Rangers

Is my scrabble bitch

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

fckin' hell burt.........19 outta 20!

was secretly disappointed at the strictly limited edition of cozzie's art project

Is still MY scrabble bitch..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Ah,but at least im in the exclusive 'Ive beaten Burt' club

Gazman wrote: Is still MY scrabble bitch..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gazman wrote: Is my scrabble bitch

Is also my scrabble bitch, but then, HEY... who isn't?

Ah,but at least im in the exclusive 'Ive beaten Burt' club

give 'em an inch, take a mile