Take the piss out of the person above you...

Tries to act all grown up to get girls.

Fails.

with his new moniker, wants to be mistaken for Agent Wood!

Walks about bollock,whistling 'Norwegian Wood'

Has the potential to be the new King John...

Really is takin the piss now

wants to get over hisellfff... :D

Keeps dissapearing

Used to be big in oil, now he's just big round here.

Gels his eyebrows

pretends he's highbrow

Pretends she doesnt want my body

Would sell it for the right price

Offered the wrong price

Rita The Undercover Cop & Fake Jock!

Malcolm the Faker!!!

Indeed!

Fuck,where do i start..

Never knows when to stop either.

Mugs little old ladies for their pensions

Do they get £40

".............!"

Keeps things from the rest of us.

Isn't in the circle of trust.

Is gonna live 'til he diesIs gonna live to get high.

missing a T in his new screen name, in a scrabble sense

Aye very good. That was almost cryptic!

spends his day lookin for white dog shits

Jerk....

plain and simple.

No one that I know. Yet.

That's all I can come up with at the moment.

Greatest fear is revealing the recipe for the secret sauce.

Should change his name to Bonkers, er... BonoShit.

Indeed!