He's on the telly now, mauling a dead pig. He's going to cut up a human in a bit. And he just said shit.
What a hero.
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Mind you it does make you think. I've just eaten a Muller Rice. Main ingredient Milk. Then Sugar, water and just 7% rice.
That's loads of sugar. 230kcal.
He's just said shit again.
Three times in one sentence.
And he's brought two great big piles of shit into the studio. They're steaming and everything.
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Mind you it does make you think. I've just eaten a Muller Rice. Main ingredient Milk. Then Sugar, water and just 7% rice.
That's loads of sugar. 230kcal.
He's just said shit again.
Three times in one sentence.
And he's brought two great big piles of shit into the studio. They're steaming and everything.
Doc's tip for the day...........
NEVER drop the K from Kcal when speaking to a female........... "This yoghurt is quite low calorie isn't it?" "Weeeellllll, it says 125,000 calories here"
MUUUUHAHAHHAHAHA.
Did you see "kill it cook it eat it" recently? I only watched the one about baby pigs cos none of the other stuff they featured would ever enter into my mind. Was expecting to be really upset, but wasn't, it was just "byesie bye porkie", poor wee sod hand;t a clue what was going on, never felt a thing......which didn't stop some chavette who was watching from losing the plot cos she couldn't understand that a stunned animal twitches and that it was not in fact writhing in pain. You should have to kill yer own meat, if you did, there would be a shit load more vegetarians around (who pick on food with no way to defend itself, big heroes, then call people who eat things that can at least run away, cruel) and even a few vegans for me to decry as totally ignorant cunts.
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Frutarians will take over the world.
Foetus eating monsters.
wrote: Fat lipped mockney c*nt
Its not big and its not clever swearing you c*nt
Dunno, Gordon Ramsey has based his whole career on it! 
Doctor? wrote:
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Frutarians will take over the world.
Foetus eating monsters.
Brilliant 
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: He's on the telly now, mauling a dead pig.
Did anyone catch Michael Portillo electrocuting a dead pig last night?
No, but I'll have a look on the watch-again feature.
Now, a pig electrocuting Michael Portillo would have been entertaining. Oh the squealing... 
There's lots of Jamie Oliver's cookery DVDs at my local video rental place, though, in the 'Instructional; How to do' sort of section.
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Its not big and its not clever swearing you c*nt
Dunno, Gordon Ramsey has based his whole career on it!
But you get used to ramsey swearing dont yer 
Oliver wants a slap
Burt Reynolds wrote:
(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: He's on the telly now, mauling a dead pig.
Did anyone catch Michael Portillo electrocuting a dead pig last night?
Fuck me with a baseball bat, that was disturbing.
Did you see the old BBC footage of the rabbits getting gassed?
And Oliver is a 'right on' Nazi cunt who can't keep his fat mouth shut in the hope of a knighthood.
Big Black wrote: And Oliver is a 'right on' Nazi cunt who can't keep his fat mouth shut in the hope of a knighthood.
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Snoopy wrote:
Big Black wrote: And Oliver is a 'right on' Nazi cunt who can't keep his fat mouth shut in the hope of a knighthood.
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Ooops. :\peek:
You going to Delays?
Watching his programme on chicken farming and egg production now. Loads of the women in the audience were crying when they 'gassed' all the cute little male chicks. Pathetic.
What did they think happened to them? They become models and pose for Easter cards? FFS...
Big Black wrote:
Snoopy wrote:
Big Black wrote: And Oliver is a 'right on' Nazi cunt who can't keep his fat mouth shut in the hope of a knighthood.
:(
Ooops. :\peek:
You going to Delays?
Aye, i'll go to that. Think its only 9 bob in
