January

January - everyone's least favourite month.

How's everyone enjoying it?

I love it.Once all that Christmas and New Year nonsense is out of the way it's a free run

Got a big night out in Birmingham (if you can have such a thing) this coming Saturday for someone's 40th.

I like Mondays too.Although that's probably because i have this coming Monday off.Which is just as well after a night out in the , erm , 24 hour party city Birmingham

And i don't have to be in work til 10.30 am tomorrow and only have to do 6 hours then:)

On the downside though, we have to work down in Hemel Hempstead on Friday

Hate it. Shit weather. Long month. Have to wait what seems forever for pay day.

Mine has not been the best, but not for seasonal reasons in the main.

And now I've got a cold.

Brilliant.

The only thing I don't like about it is that February follows it; after [anti-]Valentine's day I should be just fine.

Otherwise, this month's been pretty much alright, especially with my no-longer-enemy/now-best-friend New System at work. It's fcukin' awesome.

--oh sh!t, my ex was to be back in town this month too. Okay, maybe this month isn't all that great...

On the other hand , yeah it is a bit deathly.All them trees without leaves 'n stuff.

I dunno , it's kind of like trying to find the right gear again some days.As a year rolls on and gathers momentum you get in to a swing with it but then suddenly the year ends and it's January and you have to find a rhythm again.Summat like that , dunno.

Make your mind up you bastard!

Do you find that people are more argumentative in January?

Well, do you?

Arseholes.

(Does My Arse Look) BIGINTHIS wrote: Make your mind up you bastard!

Do you find that people are more argumentative in January?

Well, do you?

Arseholes.

Come on then. :mad4:

My wee Granny passed away at the ripe old age of 102 last week. She still had all her faculties and complete mobility about her and so despite her age, it was somewhat unexpected. Not a great start to the year.

Off to Porto on Tuesday for a last minute, well-paid gig which makes up for having to cancel my annual January trip to Vegas (and losing all the money I'd paid for it).

January is a shite month but the first week of January I find particularly shite.

First two weeks have been horrendous, but it will get better, and it is already showing signs of doing so.

here is nice cause the weather is cool...

however is too hard to start to work

BASTARD MONTH!

S.k.i.n.t Skint! Not the proverbial, pot to piss in. Due to still paying for Christmas and the Bells.

The time of year my Grandparents died: way too many shit memories.

:( Baltic fucking conditions endlees rain interspesed with snow (but no "nice" fluffy snow, sleet, wet icy snow; dirty lumpy shit!), and the wind, constant fucking moan and dirge in the backgound.

Janus: two faced fuck! One for looking back; and one for looking forward!?

"Aye, right? See the buttons up the back of my head!?" One for saying one thing too somebody, and one for saying the oppisite to somebody else!

One of these days I'm gonna get Cerberus to bite the fucker right on the arse, just you wait and see if I don't! :rip:

Chris Nash wrote:

Rather than do anything to the buttons on the back of yer head, maybe someone should slap you in the chest and make you say 'The Bunko Squad' over and over...

If your dog is guarding the gates of hell, then mine is probably sniffing its bum. That's the way the arse biscuit crumbles...

Christ I knew you'd know what I was rambling on about. Two rules I learnt and stuck too early on: never write down and never write up. As you know Chris half the time I'm winging it and pissing myself laughing at the shit I get away way!

Plus I like the idea that scum like me aff the streets a' Glasga might have something to say about "high art" or allusions to Greek or Roman literature! The looks I get when i launch into some shit about the "Futurist Movement" in Italy and it's influence on "Soviet realism" is fucking comical. "I shouldnay know wurds lik that let alone understaun them. No way ma accent and class"

Fuck the golden mean/triangle aerial perspective versus liner perspective, the Vesuvian Man, the Renaissance in Italy, Dutch and Flemish art etc etc; No way ma accent!

I should just be a thick wage-slave that can barely punch a time clock!

(And btw way IMHO, 99.9% of it is intellectual wank! When it comes right down to it beauty's is in the eye of the beholder.)

(PS:Chris I know you don't think like this, so where this rant/outburst came fae I don't know.)

Mine's been crap. I've had the worst flu known to man. I've had nightmares at work. I've had nightmares at home. My new kitchen has been delayed. My Visa bill is due and is likely to be terrifying. I broke all my resolutions by the 6th... I could go on...

Oh well, got a few things to look forward to in Feb, so chins up

Depressing month so far, what with starting back at work, decorating costing me a small fortune, shitey weather and to top it all, the horrible huns are now 4 points clear of us!

Looking forward to a pre-birthday bevvy with the Shugster tomorrow though and my daughter celebrates her 10th birthday on Sunday.

Chris Nash wrote: I like January nowadays:

Mild, sunny weather, some rain - great for going walking

its been fuckin teeming down for 2 weeks.

Blowing a fookin gale and pissing down god i luv january

Considering my birthday falls on the third, I FUCKING LOVE IT.

If January was a woman, I'd have leather bondage sex with her every minute of the month.

Too busy this year.

Began the year (and therefore the month) lying in bed. Still infected three weeks later. Have to pack everything before tomorrow, we move on Saturday. Then, squatting by ma&pa until the first of February.

Tuesday was sunny. I was almost amazed to see the sun.

Otherwise, better than the previous years.

John Sludden wrote: Depressing month so far, what with starting back at work, decorating costing me a small fortune, shitey weather and to top it all, the horrible huns are now 4 points clear of us!

Looking forward to a pre-birthday bevvy with the Shugster tomorrow though and my daughter celebrates her 10th birthday on Sunday.

Yessssssssssssss! You fucking dancer! And we've still ta' tank you at Parkhead to go seven clear!(Way games in haun!)

Cheers, fir putting wan big fucking grin own ma face!

:D

Oh happy days!

Nowt good ever usually happens in January once New Years day is over. But this year's different, Keegan's Home

Poop, scoop, doggy doop.

Julie wrote: But this year's different, Keegan's Home

Not for long I'd wager :p

OVER HERE I love January - it's like Summer in Northern Europe, +27 C. So no complaints about it.

Now the most boring month is August.

Chris Nash wrote: I like January nowadays:

All the miserable fcukers tend to hide away so I'm annoyed alot less!

*RESULT*

:D

I'm celebrating my birthday