Is it just me?
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Good........i was starting to get a complex.Now i have got your attention i have managed to get a certain DVD downloaded and copied for DM.It is called C.I am rather proud that my laptop(cue dancer jokes) and me have finally entered the 21st Century.Of course i shall run out and buy it on the day of release and get him to promise he will too.My next venture will be to use a WI FI HI FI to play non vinyl music. 
Yip! (Well you and Biggie/LadiesTron57.)
The rest of us, like me, are young virile hirsute studs.
I vote than anyone who isn't old(-ish) and/or bald(-ing) gets BANNED FROM THIS FUCKING SITE!!!
ROCKET MICK wrote: Jemmy will get over it!
She'll foil that ban with a bic razor job on her bonce,if she wants it bad enough...
I'm finding I'm getting more hair as I'm getting older.It's pissing out of my nose and ears.I'm really looking forward to having long eyebrows I can twist and shape and look eccentric with...I'm going to wear a cravat and everything!
ROCKET MICK wrote: That's old and bald.
No.
Bet I'm the only cunt still sat in the office though.
Can we swap, Michael? :(
El Jarvo wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: That's old and bald.
No.
Bet I'm the only cunt still sat in the office though.
Can we swap, Michael? :(
lIFE IS a game....some win,some lose and then there are the few that can't learn the rules!I NEED to work in a dust free environment but don't like Air Conditioning.So i have to be very careful what i do.I loved I.T. but got left behind.And now like the dust i despise i'm blowing in the wind.........but it never lasts.I still think i would swap places with you.But not tonight.....LOVEJOY is on! 
johnny wrote: At least you don't look like Ian Beale though , Mick
I saw a bit of Easties the other night.
I'd give that new bird of his one. Not an obvious choice, but defo got summat
('specially since she was saying she'd done Grant too, so she obviously likes a bit of shaven haven!!)
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: At least you don't look like Ian Beale though , Mick
I saw a bit of Easties the other night.
I'd give that new bird of his one. Not an obvious choice, but defo got summat
('specially since she was saying she'd done Grant too, so she obviously likes a bit of shaven haven!!)
New bird? Do you mean that one he shares his house with? Not sure if they're married or what
Think they nearly got married a year or so back but ended up having a big ruck which ended up with her wedding dress caked in mud.She looked better soaking wet and muddy 
.She's alright.Wouldn't say ney
johnny wrote: New bird? Do you mean that one he shares his house with? Not sure if they're married or what
She coulda been with him five years and I wouldnae know! 
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: New bird? Do you mean that one he shares his house with? Not sure if they're married or what
She coulda been with him five years and I wouldnae know!
Would-nae? What are you?
Shug-lite?
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: New bird? Do you mean that one he shares his house with? Not sure if they're married or what
She coulda been with him five years and I wouldnae know!
Aye , true.I've never worked out who's supposed to be related to who
Think this is the one we're talking about.Looking a bit more glamorous than when she's serving in the cafe.
johnny wrote: Think this is the one we're talking about.Looking a bit more glamorous than when she's serving in the cafe.
Nah, not convinced by that pic. Googled her meself and can't find a decent one, alas. She looks too 'nice' in all her pics.
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: Think this is the one we're talking about.Looking a bit more glamorous than when she's serving in the cafe.
Nah, not convinced by that pic. Googled her meself and can't find a decent one, alas. She looks too 'nice' in all her pics.
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
Actually... just had the bizarre image that Jarvo shares Ian Beale's taste in women, except for that seriously ropey daughter of Dennis Waterman.
If Heather Mills could act eh?
Cindy Beale.Oh aye,I'd rattle that.she popped up on Dr Who recently.She was playing the part she does best,pure nasty filth.
Edit: If Heather Mills could act she'd be a shoe-in for Long Joan Silver.She just needs a leg up in the business to get started..
El Jarvo wrote:
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
Was she in Eastenders 
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
Was she in Eastenders
Yeah, she played a Private Dick who Ian hired to find Cindy or Wicksy or someone.
I know where she lives too! Opposite Wolfram's brother, the other side of Crouch End.
Tamzin Outhwaite lived about 100 yards from me, but I presume she moved once she got married?! My ex-wife used to see her naked in the gym changing rooms. Refused to take a fcuking camera in for me though. Berds, eh?
Fcuk knows where Cindy lives.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
Was she in Eastenders
Yeah, she played a Private Dick who Ian hired to find Cindy or Wicksy or someone.
I know where she lives too! Opposite Wolfram's brother, the other side of Crouch End.
She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye 
El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife used to see her naked in the gym changing rooms. Refused to take a fcuking camera in for me though. Berds, eh?
All the more reason to divorce her mate...
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Tamzin Outhwaite popped up a few times though. That Ian Beale's done alright for himself (he had Clare Grogan, didn't he? And Cindy just looked like filth).
Was she in Eastenders
Yeah, she played a Private Dick who Ian hired to find Cindy or Wicksy or someone.
I know where she lives too! Opposite Wolfram's brother, the other side of Crouch End.
Tamzin Outhwaite lived about 100 yards from me, but I presume she moved once she got married?! My ex-wife used to see her naked in the gym changing rooms. Refused to take a fcuking camera in for me though. Berds, eh?
Fcuk knows where Cindy lives.
I dunno,Berds eh?
rOCKET YOU've been old and bald since you started posting here.
As fer Ian Beale's missus, I'd give her one an all. I MUST be getting older.
Oh, and Jarvo, that thing she has........rather large breasts
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: Think this is the one we're talking about.Looking a bit more glamorous than when she's serving in the cafe.
Nah, not convinced by that pic. Googled her meself and can't find a decent one, alas. She looks too 'nice' in all her pics.
Aye , don't seem to be any decent pics of her.That pic was scraping the barrel.Give me Tamzin Outhwaite or Cindy Beale anyday
Although this week i've been tuning into Watchdog after this little clip
johnny wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
johnny wrote: Think this is the one we're talking about.Looking a bit more glamorous than when she's serving in the cafe.
Nah, not convinced by that pic. Googled her meself and can't find a decent one, alas. She looks too 'nice' in all her pics.
Aye , don't seem to be any decent pics of her.That pic was scraping the barrel.Give me Tamzin Outhwaite or Cindy Beale anyday
Although this week i've been tuning into Watchdog after this little clip
Julia Bradbury saying "You've been a very naughty boy" looking like that.
If you move along the bus Katie Derham's showin' a bit of leg 'an all.
PHD wrote:
If you move along the bus Katie Derham's showin' a bit of leg 'an all.
That's clip 2, try clip 9 :barf:
Boatraceface wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Jemmy will get over it!
She'll foil that ban with a bic razor job on her bonce,if she wants it bad enough...
This is the second time in as many days that this has been mentioned. I have a bald spot behind my right ear, will this save me?
James Thomas wrote:
PHD wrote:
If you move along the bus Katie Derham's showin' a bit of leg 'an all.
That's clip 2, try clip 9 :barf:
I missed those clips at the end. Doh!
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once 
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
Positive about the ruler,
Alterd Images came on TOTP one night (years ago)
and thats when my cousin told me about it,
I spent the rest of their performance tryin to notice it.
Yer right it is shite,probably why she made up the gettin glassed story
And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
..im a fast runner
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Im a toker,not a fighter
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Ah, I getcha. More of a cosh or a chain man? Noted.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Ah, I getcha. More of a cosh or a chain man? Noted.
I am deadly with a flick hammer though
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
EXTRA QUESTION: What's the true story behind the scar on your face? You don't want to know. I don't mind talking about it but my parents still find it difficult to read about. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and trying to flee away from a fight and I ran into a broken glass that had been thrown. I lost quite a bit of my face. I was only 17 but managed to bounce right back.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=966&in_page_id=11
James Thomas wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
EXTRA QUESTION: What's the true story behind the scar on your face? You don't want to know. I don't mind talking about it but my parents still find it difficult to read about. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and trying to flee away from a fight and I ran into a broken glass that had been thrown. I lost quite a bit of my face. I was only 17 but managed to bounce right back.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=966&in_page_id=11
Thats her story,and shes stickin to it JT,
It happened at school mate
She got rather upset in the early 80s when some wag at NME referred to her as 'Scarface'. In tears apparently.
What a thread! from Rocket Mick to Ian Beales women
to Claire Grogans ruler inflicted scarred mush...
The wonder of BCD..
Chris Nash wrote: She got rather upset in the early 80s when some wag at NME referred to her as 'Scarface'. In tears apparently.
"Sey hello to my liddel tears..."
(Don't ban) Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Jemmy will get over it!
She'll foil that ban with a bic razor job on her bonce,if she wants it bad enough...
Yikes!!Damien has one of them! 
Damien had 666 on his.
Jem just has, 'If drunk, dial 999'.
If she's the right way up, that is...
Chris Nash wrote: Damien had 666 on his.
Jem just has, 'If drunk, dial 999'.
If she's the right way up, that is...
So The other way round she's "666 Laid Knurd Fi!"
I wonder if Jem would reveal who this Norse China-man "Knurd Fi" is that she has "known" in the biblical sense.
