PHD wrote:
If you move along the bus Katie Derham's showin' a bit of leg 'an all.
That's clip 2, try clip 9 :barf:
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Boatraceface wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Jemmy will get over it!
She'll foil that ban with a bic razor job on her bonce,if she wants it bad enough...
This is the second time in as many days that this has been mentioned. I have a bald spot behind my right ear, will this save me?
James Thomas wrote:
PHD wrote:
If you move along the bus Katie Derham's showin' a bit of leg 'an all.
That's clip 2, try clip 9 :barf:
I missed those clips at the end. Doh!
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!! 
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once 
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
Positive about the ruler,
Alterd Images came on TOTP one night (years ago)
and thats when my cousin told me about it,
I spent the rest of their performance tryin to notice it.
Yer right it is shite,probably why she made up the gettin glassed story 
And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
..im a fast runner
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Im a toker,not a fighter
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Ah, I getcha. More of a cosh or a chain man? Noted.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: And for the record,theres no stab or scar wounds on me...
Ah right, you're the one who does the stabbing? Noted.
Never used a blade in my life Al,
Ah, I getcha. More of a cosh or a chain man? Noted.
I am deadly with a flick hammer though
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
EXTRA QUESTION: What's the true story behind the scar on your face? You don't want to know. I don't mind talking about it but my parents still find it difficult to read about. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and trying to flee away from a fight and I ran into a broken glass that had been thrown. I lost quite a bit of my face. I was only 17 but managed to bounce right back.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=966&in_page_id=11
James Thomas wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote: She went to school wi my big cousin,she also has a feint scar on one of her cheeks caused by a plastic rule in a classroom fight.Two useless bits of info on her,dont say im not good to ye
Thanksverymuch for that information, Gazza! Clare 'Scarface' Grogan has a scar?! I'd never have noticed!!
You sure about the plastic ruler bit though?! Am sure I read as a kid she got glassed outside a pub or summat. Obviously, her being a Jock 'an all I just accepted that as a rite of passage up your way! You've not 'come of age' unless you've been glassed, bottled or stabbed at least once
Plastic ruler is shite. I wouldn't admit that to anyone. I'd be telling people there was nineteen of them holding me down and they axed me!
EXTRA QUESTION: What's the true story behind the scar on your face? You don't want to know. I don't mind talking about it but my parents still find it difficult to read about. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and trying to flee away from a fight and I ran into a broken glass that had been thrown. I lost quite a bit of my face. I was only 17 but managed to bounce right back.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/interviews/article.html?in_article_id=966&in_page_id=11
Thats her story,and shes stickin to it JT,
It happened at school mate
She got rather upset in the early 80s when some wag at NME referred to her as 'Scarface'. In tears apparently.
What a thread! from Rocket Mick to Ian Beales women
to Claire Grogans ruler inflicted scarred mush...
The wonder of BCD..
Chris Nash wrote: She got rather upset in the early 80s when some wag at NME referred to her as 'Scarface'. In tears apparently.
"Sey hello to my liddel tears..."
(Don't ban) Missy Jem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Jemmy will get over it!
She'll foil that ban with a bic razor job on her bonce,if she wants it bad enough...
Yikes!!Damien has one of them! 
Damien had 666 on his.
Jem just has, 'If drunk, dial 999'.
If she's the right way up, that is...
Chris Nash wrote: Damien had 666 on his.
Jem just has, 'If drunk, dial 999'.
If she's the right way up, that is...
So The other way round she's "666 Laid Knurd Fi!"
I wonder if Jem would reveal who this Norse China-man "Knurd Fi" is that she has "known" in the biblical sense.
