Top 5 Redundancy Payouts

1.BOC (Victoria Wines Contract) 2000 £5,000 2.King UK 2008 £4,500 3. 4. 5.

Pitiful amount , aye

er , only been made redundant the twice, the second being this coming Thursday , Jan 31st.Life on the edge eh? .. Anybody know any good holiday destinations for the whole of February and March?

how's bout yers?

Anyone can recommend any companies that give out good redundancyy pay outs?

How much is Tim getting?

johnny wrote: Anybody know any good holiday destinations for the whole of February and March?

I've heard Handsworth is enchanting.

i recall when young my brother came home and told my mum he'd been invited to the works dance..then said 'redundance' ha ive worked at the same place since 17,so that 29 years

banshee wrote:

ive worked at the same place since 17,so that 29 years

fcuk me no wonder yer such a complacent twat

Had to get a new job on average every 4 years since i left school in 1984. But that's down to me jacking many a job in to go backpacking abroad .Oh alright then, i know, just being thick and/or lazy

johnny wrote:

banshee wrote:

ive worked at the same place since 17,so that 29 years

fcuk me know wonder yer such a complacent twat

Had to get a new job on average every 4 years since i left school in 1984. But that's down to me jacking many a job in to go backpacking abroad .

yea,but you have took risks and i aint johnny.fucking fair play to you for that mate. Being a printer is a good job in the past and very well payed,so i am uneasy about dumping it yet , but its a really struggling and actually a near finished trade now,so it will dump me very soon.a record shop assistant in italy on five euro an hour seems to be my destiny. would you like a bag for that disc sir? :) a pee a tarde!

Nah , fair play to yer Banshee.Sounds like a well paid job.Especially if you can afford to throw away yer wages on cack like Arcade Fire gigs

no arcade fire mate,but got editors,siouxsie and cure booked over next two months ! .cant book anything else though now .really expect me and theresa to lose our jobs by summer. anyway,never mind .lets all go the winchester!! which leads me to asking ,was the pub good tonight ? playing wieght of the world and end as a start right now

banshee wrote:

which leads me to asking ,was the pub good tonight ? /quote]

Yes , we met the mysterious Chris Mystry,he sells Christmas trees

Ah fcuk it i'm off to bed

I want a new job... Don't fancy trying to get made redundant though... In fact, a new career would be nice... Any ideas?

Snorri xxx

That's the problem... Maybe I need to look for a nice private, girls school...

Snorri xxx

Football managers seem to do all right when they get their marching orders.

I could survive for years on losing one of those jobs.

No wonder some clubs are constantly underachieving - few other professions would give such an important role to someone with such a well-documented record of being fcuking crap at their job... So, Dr Fcukwitt, you have never successfully carried out an operation without your patient either dying or being horribly scarred as a result... Congratulations, you're our new Chief Brain Surgeon...

Snorri xxx

I got £33K in 1999-i was soon skint again.But at least i had no job to get up for.......good days.