Pick up yer Rattles and get on with it !

Come on! as Barney once said (come to think of it said loads of times).

Life's too short!

We have all posted shite when we have been pissed, or depressed/relationshionship break up. Yes 'the people's moderator has been there'. Friends from here have helped me in dark times (you know who you are) and I hope I have helped a few.

But come on everyone of us is what makes NOOL and the SHED.

I have made great friends (I even count SHUG as one ) so come on chill out, respect each other.

Digi Mike (The Voice of reason) :)

Bravo

It always goes tits up in January for some reason. January, and then a bout of midsummer madness as well.

And if you want people to feel better, forget their rattle, tell them to pick up their Rutles.

Doctor? wrote: It always goes tits up in January for some reason.

It's cos it's too dark to do any gardening...

How about the return of the Shed Game to keep everyone occupied?

Snorri xxx

Why rattles? Are we starting a NO cover mariachi band?

Nice one Digi nice one son nice one dig let's have another one!!!!

I met a Brassey chick tonight but on the other side i have to find a./nother job on Friday!!Maybe i should start up my own porn site.that seems to be the way forward in these dark days of 20088

@BURP: :HIC:

GOOD TO HEAr from you mR GARRITTY1!!

Only 1 T in GarriTy Dude !

Morning Mike

Digi Mike wrote: Only 1 T in GarriTy Dude !

Aye , sorry mate.But there's only one shi in relationship

Digi Mike wrote: relationshionship

i got some maracas.....

Well said digi. hopefully things can get back to normal now,and you can get back to posting about the cure

And 38 EEs.

Hey, here's a thought...How about a poll offering a choice between The Cure or 38EEs?

Could be fun...

El Jarvo wrote: (I believe, it's called man-scara when worn by blerks, no?)

Or guyliner...

do i get 40%

Digi Mike wrote: Come on! as Barney once said (come to think of it said loads of times).

Life's too short!

We have all posted shite when we have been pissed, or depressed/relationshionship break up. Yes 'the people's moderator has been there'. Friends from here have helped me in dark times (you know who you are) and I hope I have helped a few.

But come on everyone of us is what makes NOOL and the SHED.

I have made great friends (I even count SHUG as one ) so come on chill out, respect each other.

Digi Mike (The Voice of reason) :)

All hail NOOL's Voice of Reason.

Piss off yer weirdo's lets have some banter

Hell! Did I miss you spunking on my arm while I was rimming Col? I thought a fucking pigeon had shat on me.....

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Hell! Did I miss you spunking on my arm while I was rimming Col? I thought a fucking pigeon had shat on me.....

Sorry...I shall endeavor to increase the amount of my ejaculate so that you can tell the difference between my spunk and pigeon crap...

Don't fret. The pigeons over here are FUCKING MASSIVE.

And most of the ones in Manchester are now covered in my spunk. Natch.

Malcolm McDowell's Tattered Foreskin wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Hell! Did I miss you spunking on my arm while I was rimming Col? I thought a fucking pigeon had shat on me.....

Sorry...I shall endeavor to increase the amount of my ejaculate so that you can tell the difference between my spunk and pigeon crap...

Don't fret. The pigeons over here are FUCKING MASSIVE.

And most of the ones in Manchester are now covered in my spunk. Natch.

Do you suppose people will look at us funny if we talk about this kind of stuff at the pub???

Talk?? You can't talk while you've got my entire fucking scrotum wedged in you gob.

Having said that, if you can we should really go into the movies. You could recite 16th century love poetry while I deep throat ya!! I'm sure there's a market for this stuff.....

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Malcolm McDowell's Tattered Foreskin wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Hell! Did I miss you spunking on my arm while I was rimming Col? I thought a fucking pigeon had shat on me.....

Sorry...I shall endeavor to increase the amount of my ejaculate so that you can tell the difference between my spunk and pigeon crap...

Don't fret. The pigeons over here are FUCKING MASSIVE.

And most of the ones in Manchester are now covered in my spunk. Natch.

Do you suppose people will look at us funny if we talk about this kind of stuff at the pub???

Talk?? You can't talk while you've got my entire fucking scrotum wedged in you gob.

Having said that, if you can we should really go into the movies. You could recite 16th century love poetry while I deep throat ya!! I'm sure there's a market for this stuff.....

I can splurt real custard* from my pump action delux strap on joystick

*(or anything you like )

dominxatrix wrote:

I can splurt real custard* from my pump action delux strap on joystick

*(or anything you like )

You've spelt Dominic wrong.