British Stupid Power

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26 Jan 2008, 11:43

Link!

:laugh:

The drummer's a bit of a plonker as well:

Just before they embarked on their sold-out UK tour, drummer Matthew Wood slipped a disc in his back whilst sweeping with a dustpan and brush.

Dustpan and brush? Rock'n'roll!

26 Jan 2008, 11:48

If they cancel their tour, the fans should take them to the cleaners.

26 Jan 2008, 11:51

The word yer searching for Ally is BAWBAG.

:laugh:

26 Jan 2008, 12:04

Shug wrote: The word yer searching for Ally is BAWBAG.

& you wonder why you don't win at scrabble!

26 Jan 2008, 12:09

Everyone knows that 'sweeping' is Rock Slang for snorting cocaine through a hollow metal broom stick and that 'dustpan and brush' is Rock Slang for a pair of teenage lesbian twin sister hookers with big tits.

26 Jan 2008, 12:12

Furthermore 'disk' is Rock Slang for a 1956 Corvette and 'slipped' refers to the act of driving, at speed, into a neighbour's swimming pool whilst high on a cocktail of drugs and cleaning products.

Sounds like he had quite a night!