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Ally wrote:
Jemsa Goodun wrote: Ooh I forgot one:
- Seek advice from a disparate bunch of alcoholics, misfits and insomniacs, half of whom probably have it in for you anyway
The NHS then.
Hey you!.i work for the NHS,
wait,
that'll be about right then..
Snorrimon wrote: I want a T-shirt with that on as a slogan...
Snorri xxx
I could blow a load all over a shirt for you...
will that suffice?
Snorrimon wrote: Sod the shirt... Just aim at the face...
Snorri xxx
He'll miss,
he's got squinty eyes..
Gazman wrote:
Snorrimon wrote: Sod the shirt... Just aim at the face...
Snorri xxx
He'll miss,
he's got squinty eyes..
turning japanese!
How come every thread on this site has ended up in a discussion about onanism?
If you want to talk about that, go away and do it on your own.
Chris Nash wrote:
JPS wrote: chris, you look hot in yr avatar.
Don't start wanking over it... :evil:
wanking ain't allowed at work.. you sure look better than that boyish looking skinny model..
JPS wrote: wanking ain't allowed at work..
Do they actually have a policy, or did they pull you aside to have a talk with you?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
JPS wrote: wanking ain't allowed at work..
Do they actually have a policy, or did they pull you aside to have a talk with you?
If it's not allowed, I doubt they 'pulled' the poor lad anywhere...
All that led me to think about the marriage per se. I want to walk on the grass with my girl, want to inhale the scent of her neck and feel the warmth of her glance. And in the evening I want to shampoo her hair and catch a smile that lasts in my memory for good. Is it so childish to wish for an adult?
How unfair that a marriage should suffer from poverty, lack of free time and worn-out feelings. But this is stupid, isn't? Marriage should be regarded as both a financial - (at least in USA, where one person hardly can exist on own salary) - and a hereditial insitution (to conceive and upbring children). I used to think in those terms when I was a teenager. Well I was right. If you love, you don't need any papers and lawyers.
My friend fell perfectly in the second category (incidentally he insemenated that girl who became his wife).
Is this the same friend who's nipping the girl at his work now, or a different friend?
I'm lost.
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: How to fight infatuation? A friend of mine said he was infatuated with a person at his work and he said he didn't need all that mess in his life (he's married, got kids, so does that person). They just hired that person. I didn't know what to tell him. I advised to change the job or get over it. Right?
tell them that he is really gay or a virgin, with the virgin bit, they seem to run a million miles from you
Heath Ledger's ACCIDENTAL Overdose (as if) wrote: I just wank while thinking about these:
Didn't know you were infatuated by the glistening.
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: All that led me to think about the marriage per se. I want to walk on the grass with my girl, want to inhale the scent of her neck and feel the warmth of her glance. And in the evening I want to shampoo her hair and catch a smile that lasts in my memory for good. Is it so childish to wish for an adult?
Wait long enough and your girl will become an adult soon enough
*UPDATE*
This friend of mine reported that that person has become actually more open to him and they even spend their dining time together at work. Now he said he's kinda confused and doesn't know what to do further because he doesn't really want to mess up his family (wife and kids) and her family. Now her husband is a drugdealer or whatever, and that woman told my friend that her husband is getting really pissed off at him (??) and my friend told me he doesn't need really anymore drama in his life. I told him again to stop fooling around. Is it an impasse for him? 
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: *UPDATE* This friend of mine reported that that person has become actually more open to him and they even spend their dining time together at work. Now he said he's kinda confused and doesn't know what to do further because he doesn't really want to mess up his family (wife and kids) and her family. Now her husband is a drugdealer or whatever, and that woman told my friend that her husband is getting really pissed off at him (??) and my friend told me he doesn't need really anymore drama in his life. I told him again to stop fooling around. Is it an impasse for him?
Confused? 
You will be until the next episode...
Gazman wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: *UPDATE* This friend of mine reported that that person has become actually more open to him and they even spend their dining time together at work. Now he said he's kinda confused and doesn't know what to do further because he doesn't really want to mess up his family (wife and kids) and her family. Now her husband is a drugdealer or whatever, and that woman told my friend that her husband is getting really pissed off at him (??) and my friend told me he doesn't need really anymore drama in his life. I told him again to stop fooling around. Is it an impasse for him?
Confused?
You will be until the next episode...
Absolutely - this will be like an episode of the Sopranos! 
I told him: Alexey, you are a fuckin daft moron! Well here's the news that girl's husband apparently got hod lof ger cell phone and called him and the ntexted gim some nasty message. My frined on MSN asks me what to do. I told him to stand up cos there was nothing really happened to shit about.
Alexey, it's business as usual, get your own coat and ocer your blistful ass.
Unfortunately, I think yer friend is at the end of a bad road. I bet this girl loves excitement and controversy. Messing around, or at least the thought, gives her excitement. Plus her husband probably doesn't pay enough attention to her (she likes the dangerous, alloof, mysterious guy) and getting her rocks off on yer friend, and then doubly so when her husband finds out. He tears through the house pissed off, shows how much he's jealous, and this is all a rush for her.... mean while yer friend gets the stab from the husband, and nothing but heartache.
In short, she's using him and he is discardable. unless he seriously wants to destroy his life, I'd drop her like a cheeseburger with a pubic hair sticking outta it....
EdelBrock wrote: Unfortunately, I think yer friend is at the end of a bad road. I bet this girl loves excitement and controversy. Messing around, or at least the thought, gives her excitement. Plus her husband probably doesn't pay enough attention to her (she likes the dangerous, alloof, mysterious guy) and getting her rocks off on yer friend, and then doubly so when her husband finds out. He tears through the house pissed off, shows how much he's jealous, and this is all a rush for her.... mean while yer friend gets the stab from the husband, and nothing but heartache.
In short, she's using him and he is discardable. unless he seriously wants to destroy his life, I'd drop her like a cheeseburger with a pubic hair sticking outta it....
Golden words. I transfer them as they are. 
