Birthday, New toy, can now have a conversation with JT in the same room whilst in the presence of NOOL what fun!
So JT how did your wifes birthday go?
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Wireless internet, new laptop Mr.& Mrs.
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That's nice dear, would you like another glass of wine or have you got some lessons to plan for the morning?
How lovely, does that mean you will be doing fuck all for the day, whilst I am working ny arse off dragging children from bannisters?
By the way are you taking George to Music Centre or am I and you didn't answer my question, another glass of wine?
God you are so fucking indecisive, it's my bloody birthday, you should be being lovely and providing for my every need, for fucks sake 
That's great, do you want to join our family too?
There may be a problem though, you're not sitting a metre away from me and I probably can't call you offensive names without offending you. However if you want to pour me a glass of red wine that would be nice, JT is refusing at the moment and I'm getting fed up!
F*ck this had some Thorntons chocs, thought one defo looked like a nice chocolate crispy one, no it was a shitey apricot parfait- minging.
Off to plan some lessons, nowt happening on NOOL, Fradders - let me know when important stuff happens please!
Just bought a friggin wireless thingy for my Laptop.
Won't install..Curses.Just my luck lately.I'm dying to just lounge in bed with it an all,this chair knacks me back..It's going back to the shop,yes sireee.No more Mr Nice guy!
I hate taking stuff back,but I'm gunna tell them I'm not ere to be laughed at!Bastards
Jobza Goodun wrote: You're here to be laughed at though.
What's happening?
Why am I so drunk?
Ere Biggy wanna hear my ryhme I've just made up? I'll treat ye..
I'm on the Stella, Are you brave or are you yella? I'm a happy fella cos I'm a good speller and I don't shag Bella(Emberg!)
Like it? I must be the best poet in Redcar for me age,me like.
Nothing important ever happens here.
NIC - ban these self-obsessed fuckers before it's too late!!
BTW: you guys have been married for a long time. Can me & Col join you for a 4-way sex session at some point in the near future??? We can include the wireless internet thingy if you like....????
Boatraceface wrote: Fradders you sexcase. What if Lucy does'nt want to share JT with you?
JR 'shared' himself with me long ago. Why wouldn't Lucy want to do the same?
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Fradders you sexcase. What if Lucy does'nt want to share JT with you?
JR 'shared' himself with me long ago. Why wouldn't Lucy want to do the same?
Ok,fair dooze,YOU WIN-g..again.But if Miss Elley gets wind,or Ray...Whoa!
Boatraceface wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Fradders you sexcase. What if Lucy does'nt want to share JT with you?
JR 'shared' himself with me long ago. Why wouldn't Lucy want to do the same?
Ok,fair dooze,YOU WIN-g..again.But if Miss Elley gets wind,or Ray...Whoa!
I was thinking more along the lines of Bobby. In the shower. AND NOT A FUCKING DREAM THIS TIME AROUND. OH NO!!!!!!!
Patrick Duffy in the buffy,in the man from Atlantis position? Or Cliff Barnes in the fuck truck sucking cock for baccy,at the Oil Baron's Ball?
YOU DECIDE!
Made me laugh, and gave me a wonderful insight into the world of JT and LucyJane. Who needs reality TV?
More of the same please Luce 
Wireless without effective security? 
People would be able to see what you were talking abou...
DOES THIS MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO tie the dancer down to marry her or i am i getting confused.com?
It's taken a while for me to realise this, but Rocket Michael I want you to BUM ME VIGOROUSLY INTO NEXT TUESDAY AFTERNOON.
I know I'm not the only person who feels this way.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: It's taken a while for me to realise this, but Rocket Michael I want you to BUM ME VIGOROUSLY INTO NEXT TUESDAY AFTERNOON.
I know I'm not the only person who feels this way.
Get in line fucker!
(tho you're welcome to amuse yourself with my tradesman's while you wait for me to finish my turn).
Doctor? wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: It's taken a while for me to realise this, but Rocket Michael I want you to BUM ME VIGOROUSLY INTO NEXT TUESDAY AFTERNOON.
I know I'm not the only person who feels this way.
Get in line fucker!
(tho you're welcome to amuse yourself with my tradesman's while you wait for me to finish my turn).
Jeff's first.
And I'm right behind him 
