Jeremy Beadle RIP
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Just wait till he's standing outside the pearly gates with St Pete doing his entry forms, and Satan sneaks out with a mic "what Jeremy DOESN'T know is........"
RIP Jeremy.
Apparently he had a small penis, on the other hand it was quite big.
Sorry, I'll get my coat 
Villa Mark wrote: RIP Jeremy.
Apparently he had a small penis, on the other hand it was quite big.
Sorry, I'll get my coat
An oldie but a goody!
RIP Jeremy..Loved is shows as a kid. Great prankster,with the most disproportionate tiny hand I ever did see.
I always hated him.
I hear they're getting a little short handed down that cemetery though.
Tomorrow's Private Eye...
Farewell then Jeremey Beedle, 'Next time, it could be you' was your catchphrase, This time it was you...
Didn't Pearl Jam do a song about him?
At home Drawing pictures Of mountain tops With him on top Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention To the fact that mommy didn't care King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today
Clearly I remember Pickin' on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck But we unleashed a lion Gnashed his teeth And bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget He hit me with a surprise left My jaw left hurting Dropped wide open Just like the day Like the day I heard
Daddy didn't give affection And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Try to forget this... Try to erase this... From the blackboard.
Remember Robbie Box's mate in 'Big Deal?'
With the same perm and the same beard as Beadle..Looked just like him
He was a smug c**t. Will be missed by his immediate family. 
Fair play for the charity stuff though.
Still a smug c**t.
Chris Nash wrote: He was a smug c**t. Will be missed by his immediate family.
Fair play for the charity stuff though.
Still a smug c**t.
bastard just deleted me from his facebook friends earlier too. Ruthless f___er in death too.
he was great to play poker with, he always had a bad hand.
clever bloke though as anyone who's tried his regular quiz in the indie will attest
A touching obit in the Guardian today.
Aparently, his pranks had killed two people before he left school. One kid fell out of a tree that Jezzer had dared him to climb and another died in a go-kart crash while racing with Beadle. He raised a hundred million quid for charity though and single-handedly gave control of the telly to the common man.
Steve Uno wrote: So this means Beadles Not About!.
That's what it says on the front page of the Sun this morning 
we were wondering in the pub last night if beadles about was ever followed by six feet under on the schedules.
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Always thought he was a cock - didn't he once get voted Most Hated Man in Britain? - but read in recent years about all his charidee work. And he'd also amassed a personal library of over 20,000 books or summat, so that makes him alright in my book (in my book - muwhuhahah)
a couple of mates from college one of them being guy garvey from elbow wrote a lovely little ditty called "jeremy beadle your a cunt", cant recall the lyrics now, but they were piss funny.
Okaaay, try this one...
They should run over his coffin in a monster truck. I'm sure his family would see the funny side when, during the angry commotion, his real coffin is wheeled out
El Jarvo wrote:
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Afterwards friends and family are to be invited back for a small finger buffet.
Old Blue wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Afterwards friends and family are to be invited back for a small finger buffet.
