Jeremy Beadle RIP
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Just wait till he's standing outside the pearly gates with St Pete doing his entry forms, and Satan sneaks out with a mic "what Jeremy DOESN'T know is........"
RIP Jeremy.
Apparently he had a small penis, on the other hand it was quite big.
Sorry, I'll get my coat 
Villa Mark wrote: RIP Jeremy.
Apparently he had a small penis, on the other hand it was quite big.
Sorry, I'll get my coat
An oldie but a goody!
RIP Jeremy..Loved is shows as a kid. Great prankster,with the most disproportionate tiny hand I ever did see.
I always hated him.
I hear they're getting a little short handed down that cemetery though.
Tomorrow's Private Eye...
Farewell then Jeremey Beedle, 'Next time, it could be you' was your catchphrase, This time it was you...
Didn't Pearl Jam do a song about him?
At home Drawing pictures Of mountain tops With him on top Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention To the fact that mommy didn't care King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today
Clearly I remember Pickin' on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck But we unleashed a lion Gnashed his teeth And bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget He hit me with a surprise left My jaw left hurting Dropped wide open Just like the day Like the day I heard
Daddy didn't give affection And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world
Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Try to forget this... Try to erase this... From the blackboard.
Remember Robbie Box's mate in 'Big Deal?'
With the same perm and the same beard as Beadle..Looked just like him
He was a smug c**t. Will be missed by his immediate family. 
Fair play for the charity stuff though.
Still a smug c**t.
Chris Nash wrote: He was a smug c**t. Will be missed by his immediate family.
Fair play for the charity stuff though.
Still a smug c**t.
bastard just deleted me from his facebook friends earlier too. Ruthless f___er in death too.
he was great to play poker with, he always had a bad hand.
clever bloke though as anyone who's tried his regular quiz in the indie will attest
A touching obit in the Guardian today.
Aparently, his pranks had killed two people before he left school. One kid fell out of a tree that Jezzer had dared him to climb and another died in a go-kart crash while racing with Beadle. He raised a hundred million quid for charity though and single-handedly gave control of the telly to the common man.
Steve Uno wrote: So this means Beadles Not About!.
That's what it says on the front page of the Sun this morning 
we were wondering in the pub last night if beadles about was ever followed by six feet under on the schedules.
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Always thought he was a cock - didn't he once get voted Most Hated Man in Britain? - but read in recent years about all his charidee work. And he'd also amassed a personal library of over 20,000 books or summat, so that makes him alright in my book (in my book - muwhuhahah)
a couple of mates from college one of them being guy garvey from elbow wrote a lovely little ditty called "jeremy beadle your a cunt", cant recall the lyrics now, but they were piss funny.
Okaaay, try this one...
They should run over his coffin in a monster truck. I'm sure his family would see the funny side when, during the angry commotion, his real coffin is wheeled out
El Jarvo wrote:
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Afterwards friends and family are to be invited back for a small finger buffet.
Old Blue wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Being cremated on a Friday in a TV special - "You've been flamed"!
Afterwards friends and family are to be invited back for a small finger buffet.
Ally Peesha wrote: They're trying to decipher his will as it's written in shorthand.
that's a bald comment.
i think he should be applauded for his services to japery, come on everyone, lets give him a big hand
old lead foot wrote: i think he should be applauded for his services to japery, come on everyone, lets give him a big hand
You wicked bastard OLF!
Don't forget...
Next time...
It could be you!
On a serious note Jeremy Beadle was know for his generosity and managed to raise millions for charity............single handedly 
James Thomas wrote:
The hands are the wrong way round.
Fcukin hell, they are too.
Ok, smart arse, try this...
James Thomas wrote:
Johnny Giles wrote:
The hands are the wrong way round.
Oh no they're not. The little hand was on the left. I think...
I have to be honest here , in all these years i was totally unaware he had one hand much smaller than the other!! On the other ,um, hand i've never paid too much attention to him , his shows , or indeed his hands.
It says in todays Guardian that Jeremy requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles a Sprout!'
... it also says on the next page of the Guardian that he's requested his ashes be scattered in Germany (I'll let you guess the rest)
I've been nicking all the pictures and jokes from here(all of which I think are superb!) and posting them on redcar.net and s far I've had a massive thumbs down.
Honestly!Total sense of humour bypass on there today.Brilliant!I might even get banned,like Missy Jem should be from here, at this rate!
All the lads who I knock about with have yet to see them though..It'll go down a storm with those orrible buggers,natch...
The family of Jeremy Beadle have today confirmed that he will be buried in a specialised coffin secured with 50 Chubb locks, no nails, 16 G clamps, 60 6 inch star screws, Hilti Chemical fixings, gaffer tape rolled the length of the box and a 1000k weight on top of the coffin. They said they are not taking any chances that the fucker is winding them up!
Succubus Sharpflower wrote: It says in todays Guardian that Jeremy requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles a Sprout!'
Damn, I was going to post that one - I've just been told about it! 
Boatraceface wrote: All the lads who I knock about with have yet to see them though..It'll go down a storm with those orrible buggers,natch...
lol
Here's another...
one of the funniest blokes on the telly EVER!
but he well and truly pissed on his chips with you've been framed 
R.I.P Jezza
