Jeremy Beadle RIP
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Ally Peesha wrote: They're trying to decipher his will as it's written in shorthand.
that's a bald comment.
i think he should be applauded for his services to japery, come on everyone, lets give him a big hand
old lead foot wrote: i think he should be applauded for his services to japery, come on everyone, lets give him a big hand
You wicked bastard OLF!
Don't forget...
Next time...
It could be you!
On a serious note Jeremy Beadle was know for his generosity and managed to raise millions for charity............single handedly 
James Thomas wrote:
The hands are the wrong way round.
Fcukin hell, they are too.
Ok, smart arse, try this...
James Thomas wrote:
Johnny Giles wrote:
The hands are the wrong way round.
Oh no they're not. The little hand was on the left. I think...
I have to be honest here , in all these years i was totally unaware he had one hand much smaller than the other!! On the other ,um, hand i've never paid too much attention to him , his shows , or indeed his hands.
It says in todays Guardian that Jeremy requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles a Sprout!'
... it also says on the next page of the Guardian that he's requested his ashes be scattered in Germany (I'll let you guess the rest)
I've been nicking all the pictures and jokes from here(all of which I think are superb!) and posting them on redcar.net and s far I've had a massive thumbs down. 
Honestly!Total sense of humour bypass on there today.Brilliant!I might even get banned,like Missy Jem should be from here, at this rate!
All the lads who I knock about with have yet to see them though..It'll go down a storm with those orrible buggers,natch...
The family of Jeremy Beadle have today confirmed that he will be buried in a specialised coffin secured with 50 Chubb locks, no nails, 16 G clamps, 60 6 inch star screws, Hilti Chemical fixings, gaffer tape rolled the length of the box and a 1000k weight on top of the coffin. They said they are not taking any chances that the fucker is winding them up!
Succubus Sharpflower wrote: It says in todays Guardian that Jeremy requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out Beadles a Sprout!'
Damn, I was going to post that one - I've just been told about it! 
Boatraceface wrote: All the lads who I knock about with have yet to see them though..It'll go down a storm with those orrible buggers,natch...
lol
Here's another...
one of the funniest blokes on the telly EVER!
but he well and truly pissed on his chips with you've been framed 
R.I.P Jezza 
