Bloody Valentines

Who's sending one? Who to? Anyone sending two?

Who hopes to get one? Who hopes not to? Who'll be worried about thanking someone for theirs in case it's actually from someone else but worries that if they don't say anything they'll get in trouble anyway and doesn't know what to do ohmygod this is so awful? Who still gets one from their Mum? Who's gonna send one to their married friends, just for a laugh? Who's going to send me one? Are we all going to send individual ones to Jemma or just club together and buy her one big one from us all?

Years ago I got a call from someone I used to go out with. We chatted for a bit and she suggested we meet up. I was surprised at this because she'd chucked me quite decisively a few months previously, following a Burns supper where my behaviour had fallen somewhat short of her expectations. During the night out she said "thanks for the flowers, I didn't expect that at all". Thinking on my feet, I just acknowledged her thanks despite not having a clue what she was on about. As far as I know, she never found out that it wasn't me that had put a huge bunch of flowers on her doorstep, signed the card ??? and then didn't bother letting her know that it was him. Like a dumb fuck.

Well I doubt I'll be getting any this year :(

Ah PM me your address, Tim. I won't see you go without.

Come on then.

Who's holding?

Nope , just checked and the only post is a pile of campaign leaflets trying to get my local Labour/Conservative vote.That's taking the piss

And you can't even get optimistic about the later second post these days because there isn't one

If you've forgotten your beloved, the way to do it is via text - according to the radio.

I left the house at 6am so don't know how I got on yet.

I'll call back at lunchtime. Hopefully they won't have stacked up behind the door so I can't open it.

bought mrs 79, 3 ,, one for each mood she is in

also the shortend version is.........v.d ,, so be careful out their

i have never looked at you in a sexual way before

i gave my lady a card and present this morning. i was shocked at what i got in return the 'control' dvd how romantic

Didn't even get any junk mail this morning. :(

I never get my post until the evening anyway, but I'm not holding out much hope

Still, I got a nice Happy Valentine's text, sadly it was from my friends husband (and she'll have put him up to it!)

Jem wrote: I never get my post until the evening anyway, but I'm not holding out much hope

Fingers crossed then, eh

Reverend Big wrote:

Jem wrote: I never get my post until the evening anyway, but I'm not holding out much hope

Fingers crossed then, eh

:finger:

I did get a poem (in Spanish) emailed to me from a friend, but that was about as romantic as today will get. Fucking ex-wife is playing Scrabble with me and hasn't even said good morning yet!

nada, zilch, sod all. am loveless

Jem wrote:

Still, I got a nice Happy Valentine's text, sadly it was from my friends husband (and she'll have put him up to it!)

so you're saying your friend wants you to join them in a threesome? interesting...

i got a card & a lovely box of green & blacks organic choccies. yumm!

Hopes were raise by an unexpected second post delivery.Or was it the first and the other letters were from yesterday, dunno.But it was just a letter form Jobcentreplus telling me i will get the grand sum of £59.10 a week Jobseekers allowance. wheh hey! lets party Erm , good job i've got some work lined up starting next week then

Card and a bottle of whiskey...

Snorri xxx

I got a card from a girl who it seems doesn't understand the meaning of no.

Reverend Big wrote:

... she'd chucked me quite decisively a few months previously, following a Burns supper where my behaviour had fallen somewhat short of her expectations.

It was Burns night so you'd hardly stand out as a drunken idiot?

James Thomas wrote:

Reverend Big wrote:

... she'd chucked me quite decisively a few months previously, following a Burns supper where my behaviour had fallen somewhat short of her expectations.

It was Burns night so you'd hardly stand out as a drunken idiot?

I rather suspect that he did, and that was the point

Well first off, I'm a cheap bastard. We celebrate V-Day the following day, because then you can buy all the candy and V-Day stuff for 80% off (why pay $18 for candy when you pay for the same stuff $5 the next day?) and your not waiting for 3 hours to be seated at a resturant....

But my wife has that crazy, scary double talk coming to the day though.... as she firmly states "don't get me ANYTHING this year, I mean it!"...

I actually was stupid enough to believe this one year, and she sat queitly for three days before stating "you didn't do anything?!" as she burst into tears.....

but then if I get her something she'll state, "I told you not to get me anything!"

Why do women talk like this?

*laughs* Those are incredible.

I got a picture of a tulip. And that was it.

Inundated. A sack full,along the lines of"Dearest Icon be mine,love Kev" or Barry or Trevor,etc.. I need an agent.

I did get a text from my ex asking me where her Valentines card is

I didn't get any flowers, chocolates or other gifts... but he did share his fish & chips with me...

Boatraceface wrote: Two sacks full

Just like every other day of the year then...

Snorri xxx

this year, no cards for me, just some beers in the fridge with my name on 'em, that'll be fine consolation for awhile....