Bloody Valentines

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14 Feb 2008, 09:59

Dear thief of my heart, Valentines day makes me think of three things. The first thing is love. The kind of love that lasts a lifetime and sustains the soul. The other two things are your boobs. Now take your shirt off and try to relax.

14 Feb 2008, 10:00

Dear Sugarlips,

Is there anything as big as our love? Yes. Your ass. Get thinner.

14 Feb 2008, 10:59

*laughs* Those are incredible.

I got a picture of a tulip. And that was it.

14 Feb 2008, 12:28

Inundated. A sack full,along the lines of"Dearest Icon be mine,love Kev" or Barry or Trevor,etc.. :eek3: I need an agent.

I did get a text from my ex asking me where her Valentines card is :nuts:

14 Feb 2008, 12:59

Jeff. Have you intercepted the cards I sent out?

:laugh:

14 Feb 2008, 12:59

I didn't get any flowers, chocolates or other gifts... but he did share his fish & chips with me...

14 Feb 2008, 13:30

Boatraceface wrote: Two sacks full

Just like every other day of the year then... :evil4:

Snorri xxx

14 Feb 2008, 13:32

14 Feb 2008, 17:10

this year, no cards for me, just some beers in the fridge with my name on 'em, that'll be fine consolation for awhile.... :laugh: