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Who's seen that advert for the Times?
Amazing.
It's a guy sat on the toilet, probably at his office, and he's reading the Times football suppliment.
Then he realises that there's no toilet roll. He weighs up his options, looks at the newspaper he's holding then shrugs and pulls up his pants without wiping his arse!
Nah, I wouldn't wipe my arse on the Times either.
What a fucking terrible advert!
Yep and if his football coupons were anything like mine, he'd definitely have wiped his arse with the results 
Super Bowl coverge in the Times!
Oh wait, yer talking about soccer.... screw it, I'd wipe my arse all over it even if there were toilet paper
BIGINOIL wrote: Football.
You're talking about American football.
Rugby for wimps
What other football is there other than American football? Everything else is just a bunch of faggots chasing a peppered ball, kicking with their feet with such "technique" but yet can only score 1 point in an entire game
Give me some violence in the sport, then maybe I'll watch....
...but I do have respect for only one soccer player and that's the goalie.... now that dude has some balls!
EdelBrock wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote: Football.
You're talking about American football.
Rugby for wimps
What other football is there other than American football? Everything else is just a bunch of faggots chasing a peppered ball, kicking with their feet with such "technique" but yet can only score 1 point in an entire game
Give me some violence in the sport, then maybe I'll watch....
...but I do have respect for only one soccer player and that's the goalie.... now that dude has some balls!
Try something without padding like Rubgy League/Union and Australian Rules.
Actually let's not go there. This is what happened the last time some Aussies tried that argument.
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22844033-661,00.html
Hum, Edel that wasn't you was it?
Still Football should be something that is actually played with well feet.
Actually Ron, I love rugby. I've never tried watching it as I've never seen it on TV... but it sure is hell of alot of fun... can't say which rules they were, as I never knew there were different takes on the game.
Personally I think rugby is alot more fun to play than American football... none of this stop/start crap as Football has.
Played it with my Marines sometime back, we kept picking up other people that wanted to play and then somehow it started a league play on the base... but by then I had to quit, as the dudes that wanted to play in the league were massive... and me being a thin dude... well I just would have been tossed around like a rag doll...
but I still say soccer is for prancing pansies
actually padding is allowed in rugby union now.
gaelic football not been mentioned yet, that's probaby to your liking as well
hibster wrote: actually padding is allowed in rugby union now.
gaelic football not been mentioned yet, that's probaby to your liking as well
Hurley's better, like ice hockey without the pads, or the ice. Thing is, somehow in ice hockey they never seem to hammer each other with their sticks, this is not an issue in Hurling.
Getting back on topic....
Back in the early 90's me and two mates were returning from a 4 month stay in smalltown Czechoslovakia. It had ended rather sourly with us us getting frogmarched off the bus back to London by the polis (who had guns), put in the jail overnite and relieved of all our money all because of some C.U.N.T. who managed the digs where we'd been staying.
After three days of living on a train, doing the same Prague to Kosice journey over and over again cos it was only about £2 return and was our only means of getting shelter, the cash which my da had to fax over finally arrived. We were rich!
We dumped our world's possessions in the left luggage at Prague Central Station and headed for a McD's to kill the few hours before the bus home. My mate was given charge of the left luggage receipt. He ate his MacBurger and then decided to take advantage of McD's spotless facilities before our long bus journey home. You can guess what happened to the left luggage receipt when fannybaws realised there was no bog roll in the toilet.
Best thing about it was that
a) When he used it he had no idea at the time what it was. Thought it was just another receipt.
b) He didn't see fit to tell us what he'd done with it upon realising his mistake and had us raking about his bag and pocket trying to find the thing.
We travelled home with the clothes we were standing up in. He never told us the truth until months later. C.U.N.T.
No toilet paper...
Foot up on the sink,
bar a soap round about my 'eye',
wipe with the bathtowel,
Jobza goodun!
Doctor? wrote:
hibster wrote: actually padding is allowed in rugby union now.
gaelic football not been mentioned yet, that's probaby to your liking as well
Hurley's better, like ice hockey without the pads, or the ice. Thing is, somehow in ice hockey they never seem to hammer each other with their sticks, this is not an issue in Hurling.
Checked out the rules for Gaelic football and by the looks of it I think I've playedd that before with Marines... I think we learned this when we had some Royal Marines in our midst... was in fact a fun game, enjoyed it quite a bit.
Hurling sounds good... anything with physical contact gives me that good caveman feeling of male supremecy... arg!arg!arg!
Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: I prefer a sport for real men!!!
Tiddly winks anybody?
Never heard someone refer to their arsehole as a 'Tiddly" before.... and I'm sure that's a sport only fer men
in the metro yesterday was saying that one of the reasons given for needing an emergency passport last year was some bloke used it to wipe his arse when there was no paper!
