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Anyone watch this?

Just seen that it's starting on BBC2 tomorrow night - they're taken their time, it was on BBC3 a good 18months ago, shirley?

Simple storyline - 30-year-old bird realises on her hen night that her single mates are having a better time of it than she does so she cancels the wedding to go single. Her fella's subsequent breakdown is pure genius.

Only really watched it cos I've got a strange thing for Sharon Horgan. Dunno why, don't think she's that good looking, but I read an article once which said she uses the word 'cunt' a lot, and I quite like that in a woman! Just one of those birds you've got a thing for, though you're not entirely sure why.

It's worth a watch though. Oh, unless there's something better on.

Sharon's the bird in the middle -

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On a related topic, if you want to pull in the real world get yourself a name like mine. You'll look and feel like a dog with two dicks.

She looks like a cutie, Al. She can say "cunt" to me anytime.

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Can I say it to you?

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You can if you let me guzzle your thick, creamy love juice.

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Alright you cunt. PM your address and I'll post you the next couple of wanksworth.

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Are you calling us cunts?

:skeptic:

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BIGINOIL wrote: Are you calling us cunts?

:skeptic:

More to the point, you've got to send me your jism if you're calling me a cunt.

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Yes we both want some.

Best get some zinc tablets and cranberry juice in Gaz, it looks like you're in for a busy night.

:nod:

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How fitting that this thread ended up on the topic of having a pull

You'll go blind boys :nono:

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Did you just call me a cunt?

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:nod:

and a specky four eyed one at that

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TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Are you calling us cunts?

:skeptic:

More to the point, you've got to send me your jism if you're calling me a cunt.

I love this guy...is that wrong???

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Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Are you calling us cunts?

:skeptic:

More to the point, you've got to send me your jism if you're calling me a cunt.

I love this guy...is that wrong???

Absolutely not. Great name you've got there, Davy.....

:thumb:

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Al must be really pleased at how his thread's going.

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I'll spunk on him...if he let's me!!!

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Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: I'll spunk on him...if he let's me!!!

He has no choice. Only 3 certainties in this life:

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. Someone will spurt their man fat all over you

:nod:

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TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: I'll spunk on him...if he let's me!!!

He has no choice. Only 3 certainties in this life:

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. Someone will spurt their man fat all over you

:nod:

You mad bastard...I've just spat coffee all over my computer...

will you marry me???

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Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: I'll spunk on him...if he let's me!!!

He has no choice. Only 3 certainties in this life:

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. Someone will spurt their man fat all over you

:nod:

You mad bastard...I've just spat coffee all over my computer...

will you marry me???

isn't that just typical... one starts gargling yer lovejuice and then all of a sudden they want to tie the knot:nonono:

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All at the same time?

Next funeral I get invited to, I'm taking you as my guest :thumb:

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oh John Henry...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to leave you out...

shall we all move to Utah and marry each other??? You will have to ditch that wife though...I don't share with fish!!!

:love:

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Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: oh John Henry...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to leave you out...

shall we all move to Utah and marry each other??? You will have to ditch that wife though...I don't share with fish!!!

:love:

but we need SOMEONE to cook and clean the dried spunk off the ceiling!:nod:

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Why does SHE get all the good jobs?

:cry:

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Geoff Capes' Budgie Cage wrote: Why does SHE get all the good jobs?

:cry:

you can moisten the cum stain with yer tongue before she scrubs 'em!

'cause I'm here to please:D

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Geoff Capes' Budgie Cage wrote: Al must be really pleased at how his thread's going.

Yeah, wasn't quite the reaction I initially expected when I asked if anyone had watched BBC3's Pulling before! :lol:

Sharon Horgan would still geddit though! :nod:

(Er, she's the one on the left)

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El Jarvo wrote:

Geoff Capes' Budgie Cage wrote: Al must be really pleased at how his thread's going.

Yeah, wasn't quite the reaction I initially expected when I asked if anyone had watched BBC3's Pulling before! :lol:

Sharon Horgan would still geddit though! :nod:

(Er, she's the one on the left)

I don't know...the one on the right has a purty mouth!

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EdelBrock wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: oh John Henry...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to leave you out...

shall we all move to Utah and marry each other??? You will have to ditch that wife though...I don't share with fish!!!

:love:

but we need SOMEONE to cook and clean the dried spunk off the ceiling!:nod:

erm...well...okay...

I didn't think about that...

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This is great. I have never seen so many grown men with glorious spunky chops.

Hallelujah!!!

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