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Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

Last Edited: Friday, 01 Feb 2008, 9:17 PM EST
Created: Friday, 01 Feb 2008, 8:59 PM EST

Pierre Lynch (photo courtesy Washington County Police)

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robison said.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.

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There's no room for crack - to many budgies up there.

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Not surprised he got charged with obstructing and hindering... I wouldn't be to accommodating if some cop want to take a closer look at my rusty sherrif's badge... :eek3:

Snorri xxx

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now if he wants to stick his baton up there...that's a totally different story...

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Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: now if he wants to stick his baton up there...that's a totally different story...

'Once more young man, and you'll feel the length of my truncheon', as Steve One might say.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: now if he wants to stick his baton up there...that's a totally different story...

'Once more young man, and you'll feel the length of my truncheon', as Steve One might say.

Yes, please. May I have another?

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Davy Crockett's Coonskin Cap wrote: now if he wants to stick his baton up there...that's a totally different story...

'Once more young man, and you'll feel the length of my truncheon', as Steve One might say.

Or Tony Pulis, even...

Snori xxx

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Precisely.

Why has no-one mentioned jism in this thread? I DEMAND A RECOUNT. And some spunk.

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TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Precisely.

Why has no-one mentioned jism in this thread? I DEMAND A RECOUNT. And some spunk.

We didn't want to get Jeff too excited...

Snorri xxx

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whoo hoo...

Love Reaction...

INDEED!!!

spunk spunk spunk...

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All this talk about spunk....

...you guys really need to get laid..... fast!:eek3:

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JH...are you offering up YOUR booty???

:lol:

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Reminds of a Dennis Leary line about drugs

"Never do anything named after part of your ass!!"

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BonoShed wrote: Reminds of a Dennis Leary line about drugs

"Never do anything named after part of your ass!!"

Thanks for the talk of sense!:clap:

and here Jeff almost talked me into it:laugh:

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So I just have to wait for a drug to be invented that's called gaping hole!

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Jeff, they already call cocaine Blow ya know!:nod:

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are you implying that I have a blow hole???

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Jeff, you just know the right words to say... and its not even Valentine's yet:love:

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