bus crabs

bus transportation really bugs me. and speaking of bugs, i feel the need to burn my clothing when i get home from class everyday. i can just see the crabs illuminating a bluegreen color as they try and run for safety from the back of my pretty jacket.no more elderly man flapping his asscheeks and suffocating the mosquito in front of him.no more being let offinto the trees by a curb or tolerating sudden stops into the seat in front of me.

casual laughter from crackwhores and the smell of dung from the inner walls of the bus, no more. there will be only the imagining throwing bricks of fire through the bus station window with a fat ass schrapneled frog leaping over the chair to escape the incoming brick of fire.

and before you peel into sarcasm and bastardness, i am angry as a wasp that just got sprayed by not raid, michael savage, but a fire extinguisher, and i will rip you another earhole with my stinger.

mahalo.

A good read that You've reached new heights with that piece

Is there a code in there somewhere we have to decipher ?

Are you related to Britney Spears?

KICK THAT BUS DRIVER FUCKER'S ASS , ANIMAD!!!

You can , erm , rip with me with your stinger anytime!

spotnick, i'm sorry, i just realized i posted in the wrong forum. please don't sick liam on me.

i haven't reached any new heights cos is hate heights.

Heath Ledger's ACCIDENTAL Overdose (as if) wrote: Dude, are all Texans this crazy???

They live in Texas, so by definition, they'd have to be.

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Exhibit B:

one of my moods again...

I used to be that crab.. eh cancer shimmering in buses. No more, like you said. Strangely in America you have to be young, beautiful and strong to have the privilege of decent transportation. If yer sick and old, you are thrown in those gas chamber buses and the rest is E=mc2.

are you calling me old,ugly, and cratchety barcode? lol. i never...

i am actually from the ghetto, am 50 yrs old, ugly and cratchety/. i have ingrown toe nails that are turning moldy,i sweat constantly, and have termites in my under carriage.i have a name for each and every one of them.harry,sally,thurber,grasshopper,tung swan,fat ass nazi spy, and nitestik.

i have to have my oat bran and glass of fiber before bed each night. i have incontinence and always stain myself before morning. i like to sleep naked in a vat of oatmeal and epsom salt during the summer. i have caused my deaf neighbor to go blind from the site of my ugliness.

Dude... you need to buy a car.

yeah, i'm moving to ohigho.

Animadversion wrote: please don't sick liam on me.

:barf:

Animadversion wrote: i and have termites in my under carriage.i have a name for each and every one of them.harry,sally,thurber,grasshopper,tung swan,fat ass nazi spy, and nitestik.

fat ass nazi spy is a great name.That's my favourite.You should make it your new nickname on here

Reverend Big wrote:

Animadversion wrote: please don't sick liam on me.

:barf:

Aye , i thought the very same

Animadversion wrote:

mahalo.