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Movies that should never of been made

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i am currently watching the cheesemeister of a movie called buster, the one that starred phil collins

firstly, phil collins couldnt act to save his life, secondly, i know its about the train robber buster edwards, but, the script and all round acting is appalling

so, any other films/movies, you can name that shouldnt of been made...............

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Gawd, dunno mate.Alien Vs Predator Requiem off the top of my head.It may actually have been a good film but i couldn't see what was happening because it was too dark.Glad i didn't pay to watch it.

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You need to turn up the contrast on the Tv Johnny.

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Top Gun The Piano Brokeback Mountain Da Vinci Code

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I didn't mind the Batman with Micheal Keaton, but that's been the only one of the recent lot that I paid attention to, the one with George Clooney just makes me cringe when I'm channel surfing; bad acting, dialog, sets, the lot, all for the sake of another "blockbuster". Must be the law of diminishing returns I suppose.

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Swirling Eddy wrote: Top Gun The Piano Brokeback Mountain Da Vinci Code

but you would be all over this one...

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Well, here's one that should be made, or at least this scene. Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in a lesbian scene from an upcoming Woody Allen movie :thumb: not so much for being a part in a Woody Allen movie though :shrug:

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oh...Star Wars, episodes 1 and 2...

and 3....and 6....

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No No No!!

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" starring Frampton and The Bee Gees :nuts: :nono: :wtf:

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Now, how can someone say that The Piano should not have been made? :nono:

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The Star Wars prequels, Saturn 3, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Fool's Gold (how can that movie be number 1 now?), Any sequel after Predator, Gigli, From Justin to Kelly, etc. I do regret seeing the SW prequels and Batman & Robin. The rest, I know they're bad without watching them.

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any porn movie with a plot

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any movie my wife rents for the night:crazy:

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BonoShed wrote: No No No!!

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" starring Frampton and The Bee Gees :nuts: :nono: :wtf:

Spot on.The worst pile of shite to ever make it onto the big screen.WTF were George Burns & Aerosmith on when they agreed to do this. Hard to imagine a film quite as bad as this one.... oh hold on...... GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROAD STREET.

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0_o wrote: any porn movie with a plot

:nono:

I can only assume you've never seen ....

:thumb:

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TopGun is a classic. Love it. And although the Star Wars prequels were far inferior to originals I still think they offer something.

Has anyone ever walked out of a film at the cinema? I did it..twice...in one night!

Was watching Silent Bob Strikes Back (or something) but after 20 mins me and 3 mates just looked at each other and said "this aint funny". we went into next theatre where Zoolander was just starting. Me and one of my mates gave it an hour and went to the pub.

True Lies really appalls me. Any anything with Steven Seagal or Wesley Snipes is always utter tosh.

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7 7 7 wrote: Is that one downloadable AL? just for research of course :evil4:

I can give you a copy next week! I've even got it on the iPod if you need something else to feast your eyes on during System 7!!!

Whore of the Rings II, though - if anyone's got a copy, PM me! :deal: :lol:

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you got a big screen ipod?

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EdelBrock wrote: any movie my wife rents for the night:crazy:

:laugh:

ditto.

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van fucking helsing. :nonono:

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Swirling Eddy wrote: Top Gun The Piano Brokeback Mountain Da Vinci Code

that i have to agree, all its about is tom cruise posing to much to make me laff....havent seen the rest to make a judgement yet, but i reckon the made a mess of matrix 2, just to be on the borderline of crass

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Fantastic Four 1 & 2 "Rise of the Silver Surfer" (wtf) National Treasure 1 & 2 "Book of Secrets" (horrible titles)

Basically, any summer blockbuster pile of crap that us Americans seem to love spending $10 on because nothing else is available to watch.

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PASSENGER 57 utterley appalling "Always bet on black" Any AMERICAN PIE film after no3 PSYCHO remake...absolutely no point

I actually like STAR WARS III-Revenge Of The Sith,it's my favourite of them all at the moment,a good story,a brilliant space battle,good stunt work and very DARK! Even the dialogue was better in this than I and II.

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MONTY wrote: PSYCHO remake...absolutely no point

Yup, carbon copy, but with no originality.

Same with the Omen remake.

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Anyone starring Juliette Binochet.

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El Jarvo wrote: Whore of the Rings II, though - if anyone's got a copy, PM me! :deal: :lol:

I'm pleased to announce, that I do indeed now have a copy of WotR II!! :food:

Thankyou to everyone for their help in this quest! :thumb:

Who's yer daddy!!! :nod:

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'Movies that should never of been made' ????? WTF?????

'Movies that never should HAVE been made'

'Movies that should never HAVE been made'

OF????

OF????

Did anyone here go to school?

The contraction of should + HAVE = should've

NOT the contraction of should + of = it isn't a contraction and it's totally grammatically incorrect!

It's the height of displaying one's ignorance of the English language in print for all to see.

Please, everyone, stop destroying a beautiful language.

While I'm at it, could everyone please learn the differences between and the uses of:

'their, there, they're'

and

'its, it's'

?

People that don't get the incredibly simple rules of grammar (non-English speakers excused) are either poorly educated, lazy or thick, possibly all three.

'Thank you and goodnight.'

:banghead:

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