Ask Clayhead

Clayhead, how many calories are there in a spunk-covered onion?

And does it matter whose spunk is covering said onion?

Snorri xxx

If Jeff has a wank in a forest, does anyone hear the splash?

Reverend Big wrote: If Jeff has a wank in a forest, does anyone hear the splash?

Is there an onion involved?

Snorri xxx

Why can't i get a fella? :p

i said FELLA JEFF

Great thread! Unfortunately Clayhead has left the building for the duration of Stoke City's promotion push.

Rest assured, however, that as soon as they fuck it all up then the good doctor will be back.

MORE QUESTIONS (AND ANSWERS?) ABOUT CALORIFIC SPUNK, TASTY FANNY BATTER AND GROTESQUE VENERAL INFECTIONS THAT YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED, PLEASE!!!

Dr Clayhead, will you have a look at my cock?

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, I just like showing it to people

Dear Dr Clayhead,

Rev big showed me his cock,

and it was all covered in sores and green pus,

do you think he okay? (he blamed the onions )

I too have seen Colin's cock. It was magnificent. Look beyond the sores and revel in the veiny majesty of it all!!

I once knew a girl called Alison whose fanny batter was so plentiful and glutinous-yet-smooth that I used to collect it and smear it on the chain of me BMX bike. I was the fastest kid on the Shropshire/North Staffs border for 18 months.....

God bless the excessive production vaginal mucous AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HER.

Snorrimon wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: If Jeff has a wank in a forest, does anyone hear the splash?

Is there an onion involved?

Snorri xxx

brings tears to your japs eye...

hibster wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: If Jeff has a wank in a forest, does anyone hear the splash?

Is there an onion involved?

Snorri xxx

brings tears to your japs eye...

HIBSTER!!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

HIBSTER!!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not In Public

Doctor, what happens to the flavour of sticky white love yoghurt if the issuer is fed entirely on a diet of the very same. I'm thinking that like a corn-fed calf or milk-fed lamb, it would be UBERtasty. But need a man of your extensive experience to advise before I start so surrepticiously feed manmuck to my cow-orkers in order to give me a late night combined entertainment and snacking opportunity.

NOOL history lesson!

The first Ask Rocket was started when Digital Mike realised that Rocket Mick knew everything because he was the only man in the world who knew how many calories there were in a pickled onion.

It was TWELVE YEARS before Steve Campbell came on the scene and told us all that we were out by 1000X

Kilocambo

Do I win £40,000?

How many Kcals in a CAMBO?

How many holes in Mick's Docs?

7 7 7 wrote: How many holes in Mick's Docs?

The QUESTION is too diificult.We would need a REAL DOCTOR not a DR CLAYHEAD or a Doctor ?See having your own thread is HARDER than your dick Clayhead!

ROCKET MICK1 wrote:

7 7 7 wrote: How many holes in Mick's Docs?

The QUESTION is too diificult.We would need a REAL DOCTOR not a DR CLAYHEAD or a Doctor ?See having your own thread is HARDER than your dick Clayhead!

I'm feeling the pressure. I can't get the old man UP!!!!

Play 10cc and you should be fine!An old advisor advising the new advisor.You really are an AGONY AUNT!

And can BIG have his own thread....maybe DEAR DREARY!