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Fidel CASTRO has stepped down after 50 years.More to follow.I won't be applying for his job.Even if it means better RED than DEAD!:laugh:

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Just go to any NEWS page and read it for yourself.Meanwhile can you find out where THE SHED has gone?I blame the lack of care shown to the LAWN!:hat:

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The SHED is dead!Ask Rocket has gone due to the new PORN channels started by DR CLAYHEAD.And i am ONE for CHANGE.So bring OUT your SHED and welcome the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.Might get myself a NEW name.ROCKET MICK1 sounds GOOD.:laugh:

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sorry micky-poo, no idea where the shed went!

as for castro not seeking another term as president, i had no idea he 'sought' 'terms' as 'president' of cuba anyway. :shrug:

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It was SUMMER now it's AUTUMN.........

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7 7 7 wrote: Get back in yer Shed :hat:

Bit of a sticky situation,no?:scratch: :p :laugh:

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I think you need to start drinking again, Mick. You've cleary got the post-pub DT crazies!!

:laugh:

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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I think you need to start drinking again, Mick. You've cleary got the post-pub DT crazies!!

:laugh:

What an excellent excuse to fall off the wagon.As i typed this the advert with WANDERIN' STAR was playing.Is this an omen?:nod: :laugh:

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I use Duckhams Hypograde.

Do I win £40?

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Castro announced his resignation after 50 years. When asked to comment, Castro said: "I've been doing the same fucking job for 50 years. Meanwhile, Mick Gregson hasn't done the same job for 50 fucking days. I am resigning, effective immediately, and going to Chorley for surfing lessons, and JSA." Castro then added, "have you seen the state of our sheds here in Cuba"?

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:clap: :clap: :clap:

Good news,

and I hope Chavez die soon…

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Has Castro made the record for longest reign of a dictator that is not officially a king or queen that ascended by birthright? 50 years is a hella long time! He has to have the commie record. He lasted longer than Bobby Knight, Castro has the communist record, and now Castro is stepping aside like Knight and saying "fuck it, i'm outta here!" Somebody else pick up the pieces.

Maybe Castro is scared of a new world order led by Obama? That all Cuba will "jump ship" and become Americans?

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If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

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Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

erm...why??? could he be any worse than...oh...Dubya???

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Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

Explain.

Is it coz he iz black?

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

Explain.

Is it coz he iz black?

I think he's sexy...

hell, I'd hit it!

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I got a mixed reaction from my Cuban grandmother--

1] she's thrilled that el bastardo is stepping down;

however, 2] she's pissed that el otro hijo del puta is stepping in.

:ignore:

I honestly have to agree with her, considering she fled Cuba when Fidel rose to power. :shrug:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

erm...why??? could he be any worse than...oh...Dubya???

Bush hasn't been the greatest president, but alot of the negative press is due to Washington attaching all their negative baggage to someone that alot of people hate. No one asks questions and just accepts the bad word, not researching it and ruining other political careers. Typical politics.

But Obama wants to economically bridge a gap between the US and 'rogue' known-terrorist-aiding countries by giving them financial aide... this has been tried and failed in the past, but he thinks we can buy friends over there. Add that he wants to pull out of Iraq within two years, leaving a vacuum of government/order. Certianly a breeding ground for future trouble and financed through our aide.

So yes he could be worse than Bush.

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Hats off to the man i say ! :nod:

been ostraciced by tha americans for far too long.

Cuba is a beautiful place,went there on my hols last October with lady :nuts:.

They dont have much but they make the best of a bad situation.

Havana is also very nice,only thing that lets it down are the beggars after money,on literally every corner.

Went to revolution square and was rather dissapointed,thought it would be massive,rather than a glorified carpark :\ohwell:

Viva fidel! :clap:

:nuts:

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all I know about cuba is that they have a very high literacy rate

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i know someone who has met castro.he was over in cuba in a delegation of the communist party to rise money for striking yorkshire miners. they got no money but castro gave him a big cuban cigar,which was nice of him :nod:

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EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

erm...why??? could he be any worse than...oh...Dubya???

Bush hasn't been the greatest president, but alot of the negative press is due to Washington attaching all their negative baggage to someone that alot of people hate. No one asks questions and just accepts the bad word, not researching it and ruining other political careers. Typical politics.

typical republican defense: blame the media

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JPS wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: If Obama became President, I think there would be alot more to worry about than aging Communists...

erm...why??? could he be any worse than...oh...Dubya???

Bush hasn't been the greatest president, but alot of the negative press is due to Washington attaching all their negative baggage to someone that alot of people hate. No one asks questions and just accepts the bad word, not researching it and ruining other political careers. Typical politics.

typical republican defense: blame the media

Actually I didn't blame the media.... though they do have some part in it... its politicians releasing all their skeletons and blaming it on the person everyone hates. No one challeges the claims, as everyone already hates them, leaving the other politicians squeaky clean.

Typical schoolyard rules. You fart near the girl you like and all the cool kids, blame it on the kid that still picks his nose.

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:nuts: wrote: Hats off to the man i say ! :nod:

been ostraciced by tha americans for far too long.

Cuba is a beautiful place,went there on my hols last October with lady :nuts:.

They dont have much but they make the best of a bad situation.

Havana is also very nice,only thing that lets it down are the beggars after money,on literally every corner.

Went to revolution square and was rather dissapointed,thought it would be massive,rather than a glorified carpark :\ohwell:

Viva fidel! :clap:

:nuts:

ever wondered why they have so many beggars? Yeah viva communism:thumbdown:

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:nuts: wrote: Hats off to the man i say ! :nod:

been ostraciced by tha americans for far too long.

Cuba is a beautiful place,went there on my hols last October with lady :nuts:.

They dont have much but they make the best of a bad situation.

Havana is also very nice,only thing that lets it down are the beggars after money,on literally every corner.

Went to revolution square and was rather dissapointed,thought it would be massive,rather than a glorified carpark :\ohwell:

Viva fidel! :clap:

:nuts:

I'm sure Nortyh Korea is a beautiful place as well...

Defenders of Castro like to point out healthcare standards, citing the number of doctors that Cuba sends out to other parts of the world, and literacy rates, which again is useless, because there's no point in being able to read if you're not allowed to read anything.

On the healthcare, the only area where Cuba stands out is in terms of Infant Mortality. Yes, it might have a large amount of doctors, but most of these are woefully unqualfied, which leaves lots of patients treated incorrectly or just not at all. The waiting list for operations in Cuba is ridiculously long. Also, there is a dangerous lack of Pharmaceuticals in the country. So its all bery well and good having all these doctors, but they dont have the tools to treat people properly.

asd for the economy, well thats simply propped up by foreign money. Every one I know who has been to Cuba has complained about the amount of Beggars. The whoe country just bows down to the almighty dollar, so much so they might as well just incorporate it into America.

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EdelBrock wrote:

:nuts: wrote: Hats off to the man i say ! :nod:

been ostraciced by tha americans for far too long.

Cuba is a beautiful place,went there on my hols last October with lady :nuts:.

They dont have much but they make the best of a bad situation.

Havana is also very nice,only thing that lets it down are the beggars after money,on literally every corner.

Went to revolution square and was rather dissapointed,thought it would be massive,rather than a glorified carpark :\ohwell:

Viva fidel! :clap:

:nuts:

ever wondered why they have so many beggars? Yeah viva communism:thumbdown:

I said viva fidel ed!

And to think i thought all yanks were commie bashers!:evil4:

:nuts:

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:nuts: wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

:nuts: wrote: Hats off to the man i say ! :nod:

been ostraciced by tha americans for far too long.

Cuba is a beautiful place,went there on my hols last October with lady :nuts:.

They dont have much but they make the best of a bad situation.

Havana is also very nice,only thing that lets it down are the beggars after money,on literally every corner.

Went to revolution square and was rather dissapointed,thought it would be massive,rather than a glorified carpark :\ohwell:

Viva fidel! :clap:

:nuts:

ever wondered why they have so many beggars? Yeah viva communism:thumbdown:

I said viva fidel ed!

And to think i thought all yanks were commie bashers!:evil4:

:nuts:

Wouldn't mind bashing a few commies with my bare fists.... but that's just me:thumb:

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Hahahahha omg i have never seen so much anti-communist propaganda before! that is all a bunch of lies!! you never actually researched what you are saying! like seriously, you say "Yes, it might have a large amount of doctors, but most of these are woefully unqualfied, which leaves lots of patients treated incorrectly or just not at all. The waiting list for operations in Cuba is ridiculously long....asd for the economy, well thats simply propped up by foreign money." what the hell is that??? where have you heard that?? no where, you just made all of it up. like seriously, have you honestly went to the medical schools in cuba and analyze their teaching practises?? no you didnt. y would you make this stuff up??? its not funny and anyone can tell that you have no idea what your saying. and what countries economy isnt propped up by foreign money??? omg how could u be soo dumb! ever country in the world has there economy based off of foreign investors, they sell other countries or citizens of other countries products or services and what do you think they pay with??? ohh i dont know..... foreign money!! if a country only deals within itself its economy goes down the drain! and especially a tropical tourist country like cuba, it would be stupid to not allow foreigners in!! you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and if you want to kno where i got my info, i can tell you

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So let me guess, next you'll be screaming "what about the children!"???

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