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From today's Daily Record.....
Reports on the Rangers legend say he was roaming the hotel eating raw liver, walking around with plastic parrots under his arms and making them "talk" to guests, gambling with staff and answering his door naked. He gave one porter one of his plastic parrots, then phoned up later saying one of his parrots had gone missing. He also set off the hotel's fire alarms at 3am and attempted to strangle a porter.
I know one shouldnae, but 
Rev Big wrote: Has anyone sent him a Viking badge yet?
BLACK BEARD more like with all those PARROTS.Bet MISSY JEM will fancy him even more NOW!
Rev Big wrote: Has anyone sent him a Viking badge yet?
Proper Vikings can handle their bevvy.
Shug wrote:
Rev Big wrote: Has anyone sent him a Viking badge yet?
Proper Vikings can handle their bevvy.
The man has serious problems and needs HELP fast.
Rev Big wrote: Join the club, mate
That's a BIG club he could join HERE mate! I'm even WORSE now i don't DRINK.
I know Frads, I know, you'd have thought we'd be used to overhyped and overrated English players by now.
Sorry.
ROCKET MICK1 wrote:
Shug wrote:
Rev Big wrote: Has anyone sent him a Viking badge yet?
Proper Vikings can handle their bevvy.
The man has serious problems and needs HELP fast.
Leave Shug alone!
gazza has been sent to a mental institute in the north east that has many hopeless retards there.
keegan says its great to him him back 
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
More wounds than just that one me-thinks.
Didn't he get the winner to clince 'Gers 10 in a row?
If he'd layed off the Shandy and Mars bars he might have got his toe to that cross against Germany
LeggyD wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
More wounds than just that one me-thinks.
Didn't he get the winner to clince 'Gers 10 in a row?
Henrik and Harald stopped that Dave
The man was a fat vile bigoted wife beater during his time here,shame really,total waste of talent.
Gazman wrote:
LeggyD wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
More wounds than just that one me-thinks.
Didn't he get the winner to clince 'Gers 10 in a row?
Henrik and Harald stopped that Dave
The man was a fat vile bigoted wife beater during his time here,shame really,total waste of talent.
Don't hold back Gaz.
Pandering to the hun hordes by the simulation of playing the flute at Celtic Park summed him up for the misguided fool he is.
John Sludden wrote:
Gazman wrote:
LeggyD wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
More wounds than just that one me-thinks.
Didn't he get the winner to clince 'Gers 10 in a row?
Henrik and Harald stopped that Dave
The man was a fat vile bigoted wife beater during his time here,shame really,total waste of talent.
Don't hold back Gaz.
nothing but the truth John
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
Not like the Engerlish go around banging on about '66 or anything is it.
Doctor? wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
Not like the Engerlish go around banging on about '66 or anything is it.
don't know what you mean, we won the world cup in 2003
wonder if we'll ever know what you lot will be like if you ever win one
Never been the same since he went "north of the border"
Always been a laff bless im,hope he gets of the booze/cigs/drugs etc,etc.
Best goal ever against scockerland that like!
hibster wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: The Scots, eh? Fella scores a goal more than a decade ago and still they can't forget......
Not like the Engerlish go around banging on about '66 or anything is it.
don't know what you mean, we won the world cup in 2003
Rugby...,
you'll be shouting about the Cricket next..
Shug wrote: From today's Daily Record.....
Reports on the Rangers legend say he was roaming the hotel eating raw liver, walking around with plastic parrots under his arms and making them "talk" to guests, gambling with staff and answering his door naked. He gave one porter one of his plastic parrots, then phoned up later saying one of his parrots had gone missing. He also set off the hotel's fire alarms at 3am and attempted to strangle a porter.
This is serious and sad.
was it lamb or chicken liver??
darran clarke wrote:
Shug wrote: From today's Daily Record.....
Reports on the Rangers legend say he was roaming the hotel eating raw liver, walking around with plastic parrots under his arms and making them "talk" to guests, gambling with staff and answering his door naked. He gave one porter one of his plastic parrots, then phoned up later saying one of his parrots had gone missing. He also set off the hotel's fire alarms at 3am and attempted to strangle a porter.
This is serious and sad.
was it lamb or chicken liver??
I'll wager he was asking if room service deliver..
Do you deliver? sounds like..dya do liver? in Geordie mong.
Wonder what Colin Hendry makes of it?He's probably still too embarrassed
Boatraceface wrote:
darran clarke wrote:
Shug wrote: From today's Daily Record.....
Reports on the Rangers legend say he was roaming the hotel eating raw liver, walking around with plastic parrots under his arms and making them "talk" to guests, gambling with staff and answering his door naked. He gave one porter one of his plastic parrots, then phoned up later saying one of his parrots had gone missing. He also set off the hotel's fire alarms at 3am and attempted to strangle a porter.
This is serious and sad.
was it lamb or chicken liver??
I'll wager he was asking if room service deliver.. Do you deliver? sounds like..dya do liver? in Geordie mong.
ooohh colin hendry,oooohh colin hendry 
The man was a fat vile bigoted wife beater during his time here,shame really,total waste of talent.
That sounds like John Hartson - but without the talent.
The Boy wrote:
The man was a fat vile bigoted wife beater during his time here,shame really,total waste of talent.
That sounds like John Hartson - but without the talent.
May sound like him,but it wasnt him,
as for talent,at least Hartson didnt waste his
Wonder what Colin Hendry makes of it?He's probably still too embarrassed
Please don't take the Lords name in vain.
Colin, Colin show us yer arse.........!
Celtic fans were singing "Gazza is a Psycho" at Love Street yesterday. Again, on a subject matter like this you shouldnae laugh, but it was funny. Kinda like when they sang "There's only two Andy Goram's"
As for Hartson, best story about him was when asked about his body weight for games, he said "I just need to look at a bacon roll and put on half a stone"
Shug wrote: As for Hartson, best story about him was when asked about his body weight for games, he said "I just need to look at a bacon roll and put on half a stone"
He actually said he couldn't eat a hamburger without putting on half a stone!
Hartson. Luton Legend. True dat.
He should've just cut down on the size of his burgers though! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Hartson. Luton Legend. True dat.
Horrible cnut though 
Had to tell him to fuck off more than once in the Brewery Tap while he was at Luton and West Ham.
