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4 Mar 2008, 12:03

on Princess Leia's labial folds...

4 Mar 2008, 12:17

while C-3PO sucked on R2-D2's sensitive front extension "arm"...

4 Mar 2008, 12:38

while looking at pictures of Han Solo's..

4 Mar 2008, 23:05

night of passion with..

5 Mar 2008, 01:24

a whole possee of Ewoks, who seemed more than happy to...

5 Mar 2008, 13:35

"handle" Luke Skywalker's "lighsaber"

5 Mar 2008, 18:31

years later he would look back on this day and....

5 Mar 2008, 18:42

cry... he missed the Wookie shagging most of all...

5 Mar 2008, 18:59

Suddenly, Emperor Palpatine started...

6 Mar 2008, 03:14

a new bumhole telesales department

6 Mar 2008, 03:15

,the headquarters of which were located...

6 Mar 2008, 04:56

in a hole in the bottom of the sea....thus...

6 Mar 2008, 05:51

the workers were permanently wet and a little bit...

6 Mar 2008, 07:16

melancholy, with thoughts of...

6 Mar 2008, 07:31

the terrible loneliness of their lives and the ultimate futility of their toil. In order to escape the crushing bordeom they...

6 Mar 2008, 08:32

tried to copy ROcket Mick and his work FREE environment.......

6 Mar 2008, 12:47

and very nearly succeeded, thanks to winning £40 on the Biggie Lottery, but disaster struck when...

6 Mar 2008, 13:03

it turned out the Biggie Lottery was corrupt,and...

6 Mar 2008, 13:10

was actually nothing more than a front for Biggie's criminal empire, which made most of its money by smuggling...

6 Mar 2008, 13:11

fake £40 notes,most of which were printed by..

7 Mar 2008, 02:50

a bizarre-looking creature, rumoured to be be from outer-space, but actually living in...

7 Mar 2008, 03:01

horwich,KNOWN AS agent orange

7 Mar 2008, 08:04

because most folk in horwich are bizarre looking, Orange knew he/she would blend in,but...

7 Mar 2008, 08:15

ended up in a blender herself,and got served up at wimbledon by ballboys,who secretly....

7 Mar 2008, 08:22

jizzed on the tennis balls before...

7 Mar 2008, 09:08

shouting out "I'd hit it"....

7 Mar 2008, 11:31

At the top of their voices,but ...

7 Mar 2008, 12:05

actually just fisting....

7 Mar 2008, 19:04

, if you can call "up to the elbow" just fisting, the loud grunts heard weren't just from the playing of tennis as the judges...

9 Mar 2008, 16:59

but then everything changed when Johnny pointed that gun at me...