Add on !

...were all dressed up as black n white minstrels,offering £40 to anyone that could...

...swallow...

...luckily Jeff was around to...

whilst thinking ".so they want to bang me do they"...

Meanwhile, Gaz was having a quick...

pick at his arse before...

Jeff was gettin extremely excited by this,but...

If only Snorri would wear his rubber laderhosen...

constipated gay boy with piles,but then again...

he does that every day anyway, it's no longer quite the thrill, but...

Jeff still likes it,it brings back memories of...

that was a fraud though, a premiershit team so cheap on ebay,still he...

...must have been pleased, given the fact that he financed the deal by starring in a gay porn movie with...

Jeff 'arse like a Japan flag' al Texani..

and

victim,for..

the type of stuff that shouldn't be mentioned on a thread like this [though it does keep slipping into the R-NC17 area ].

But anyway...

where were we ?

...after half a dinner, and eight half pints, he left looking for...

...as he seemed to have mislaid the bottom half of his own personal dwarf...

a huge overgrown double-sized midget Tesco employee...