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one of his testicles exploded

meanwhile.... Diggy is still looking for dogging..

but dogging had seen him Digi first..

and here's where the story really starts...

He wandered through..

a roomful of Cure goths and felt like a kid in a sweetshop...

muttering in a low voice 'boys dont cry' eh?

"you big lipstick wearing poofs"

sang Robert Smith to Digi.

Feeling very confused (was he drugged unwittingly earlier by that fiend the Bishop?) and disorientated by all the red lipstick in the fog, he...

went out into a forest to find Charlotte....

He wandered through...

again and again and again ......

and saw Robert Smith taking Johnny up the arse :(

7 7 7 wrote: and saw Robert Smith taking Johnny up the arse :(

Ah Mike's gay fantasy.

"I only want to make you happy Mike" moaned Johnny, in a sexually fulfilled way...

"Ah, but I can never be truly happy" replied Diggy, "until you..."

Dance naked to Blue Monday for me...

with a sport sock on your

..right foot,and a pair of crotchless y fronts on your..

right foot, the toes of which should be painted hot pink and

and corroded in brown sauce..

the bottle being used for OTHER purposes

and they have to be careful, as it's glass, none of that squeezy...

'cos the squeezy aint 'hard' enough to...

"...to make me feel goooood."

Then came the actress asking "have you seen my cock"...?

"...it a looks a bit like the M1..."

"I know a song like that" said Johnny...