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which reminded Jeff that he needed some....

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old men in ladies lingerie to keep him company until..

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he picked up some chicken legs from the market...

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..because greasy fingers needed less lube to..

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slip a fist in Gazman's bum...

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OW! fuckin 'ell Jeff watch that ring...

..oh its yer watch....

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... and then he woke up...

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and had a cold shower...

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and lathered up real nice using

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MR SHEEN

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Once scrubbed and polished he switched of the shower and stepped into

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the ALL MOD cons NEW kitchen:laugh:

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but it was only half finished,so..

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he made half a breakfast...

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which only took him half an hour...

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then he spanked...

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his monkey to the MILF next door

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not realising that the MILF next door,was really a man, in fact...

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...it was one half of 80s pop duo Climie Fisher...

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and not even the better half

But still it had been a long time since he had...

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worn his gimp suit, but not half as long since he...

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put on probation for public indecency...

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but that was all a mistake, the police officer who arrested him for it was...

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actually Dubya...getting his...

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...his cock stroked by a marmoset...

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...Again!

Meanwhile back viking head quarters...

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how they were going to get tickets for the Spice Girls reunion gigs without anybody knowing,but...

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that was beside the point...

the really interesting thing was that they....

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